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Would you rather cockroaches be the size of cats?
Posted on 2/25/17 at 12:28 am
Posted on 2/25/17 at 12:28 am
On the one hand it would be much harder for them to get in your house/proliferate unseen
On the other hand, now roaches are the size of cats.
What say you? Someone just posed this question to me.
I vote against cat-sized roaches cause I know for a fact cats can live inside walls from the acclaimed documentary series "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."
On the other hand, now roaches are the size of cats.
What say you? Someone just posed this question to me.
I vote against cat-sized roaches cause I know for a fact cats can live inside walls from the acclaimed documentary series "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."
This post was edited on 2/25/17 at 12:31 am
Posted on 2/25/17 at 12:28 am to ManBearTiger
What else is on the ballot?
Posted on 2/25/17 at 12:29 am to ManBearTiger
Not just no, but frick no
Posted on 2/25/17 at 12:29 am to BRgetthenet
Thick or thin lime wedges
Posted on 2/25/17 at 12:32 am to ManBearTiger
they're not?
I've lived on Franklin ave.
I've lived on Franklin ave.
Posted on 2/25/17 at 12:36 am to ManBearTiger
The world won't trouble itself with cat-sized cockroaches leaving
See all those cockroaches in any roach motel? Those cockroaches were like you and now nobody remembers their names.
See all those cockroaches in any roach motel? Those cockroaches were like you and now nobody remembers their names.
Posted on 2/25/17 at 12:36 am to Kafka
quote:
Kafka

quote:
Would you rather cockroaches be the size of cats?
They would dominate the world. Nothing could eradicate them.
This post was edited on 2/25/17 at 12:37 am
Posted on 2/25/17 at 12:39 am to ManBearTiger
quote:
Would you rather cockroaches be the size of cats?
quote:
On the other hand, now roaches are the size of cats.
I'm trippin
Posted on 2/25/17 at 12:42 am to ManBearTiger
That's a lot of mess to clean up after stepping on it.
In short, frick no.
In short, frick no.
Posted on 2/25/17 at 1:10 am to ManBearTiger
quote:
Would you rather cockroaches be the size of cats?
Would you like to be woken up every single night by footsteps in the ceiling and hearing things getting knocked over in the living room?
Posted on 2/25/17 at 1:16 am to ManBearTiger
I think a pet cat the size of a cockroach would be really cool.
You could keep him in your pocket, let it play on your desk at work, etc.
You could keep him in your pocket, let it play on your desk at work, etc.
Posted on 2/25/17 at 1:36 am to ManBearTiger
quote:
On the other hand, now roaches are the size of cats.
yeah, this seems like a game changer
Posted on 2/25/17 at 1:40 am to ManBearTiger
Kill them the same way you kill cats.
With a pickaxe
With a pickaxe
Posted on 2/25/17 at 1:42 am to KyleOrtonsMustache
After a couple of cocktails, I couldn't sleep. So I log on to the OT and click this thread. Two things that give me the heebs are cats and roaches. Now I am creeped the frick out. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Posted on 2/25/17 at 1:59 am to ManBearTiger
What's the "rather" part? Are you fricking high?
No I don't want roaches the size of cats. Obviously small cats. Roaches a foot long are terrifying.
No I don't want roaches the size of cats. Obviously small cats. Roaches a foot long are terrifying.
This post was edited on 2/25/17 at 2:01 am
Posted on 2/25/17 at 2:00 am to ManBearTiger
Would you rather have dick size nipples or nipple sized dick?
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