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Would you rather cockroaches be the size of cats?

Posted on 2/25/17 at 12:28 am
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22121 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 12:28 am
On the one hand it would be much harder for them to get in your house/proliferate unseen

On the other hand, now roaches are the size of cats.

What say you? Someone just posed this question to me.

I vote against cat-sized roaches cause I know for a fact cats can live inside walls from the acclaimed documentary series "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."
This post was edited on 2/25/17 at 12:31 am
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118102 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 12:28 am to
What else is on the ballot?
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
45024 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 12:29 am to
Not just no, but frick no
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22121 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 12:29 am to
Thick or thin lime wedges
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49088 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 12:32 am to
they're not?






I've lived on Franklin ave.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
150690 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 12:36 am to
The world won't trouble itself with cat-sized cockroaches leaving

See all those cockroaches in any roach motel? Those cockroaches were like you and now nobody remembers their names.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
39352 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 12:36 am to
quote:

Kafka




quote:

Would you rather cockroaches be the size of cats?


They would dominate the world. Nothing could eradicate them.
This post was edited on 2/25/17 at 12:37 am
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5318 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 12:39 am to
quote:

Would you rather cockroaches be the size of cats?


quote:

On the other hand, now roaches are the size of cats.


I'm trippin
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
32374 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 12:42 am to
That's a lot of mess to clean up after stepping on it.

In short, frick no.
Posted by DrSteveBrule
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
12202 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 1:10 am to
quote:

Would you rather cockroaches be the size of cats?


Would you like to be woken up every single night by footsteps in the ceiling and hearing things getting knocked over in the living room?
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 1:16 am to
I think a pet cat the size of a cockroach would be really cool.

You could keep him in your pocket, let it play on your desk at work, etc.
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
71490 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 1:18 am to
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
Krystal Baller
Member since Jan 2008
5098 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 1:20 am to
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 1:36 am to
quote:

On the other hand, now roaches are the size of cats.


yeah, this seems like a game changer
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130277 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 1:40 am to
Kill them the same way you kill cats.


With a pickaxe
Posted by HaveMercy
Member since Dec 2014
3000 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 1:42 am to
After a couple of cocktails, I couldn't sleep. So I log on to the OT and click this thread. Two things that give me the heebs are cats and roaches. Now I am creeped the frick out. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
117998 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 1:59 am to
What's the "rather" part? Are you fricking high?

No I don't want roaches the size of cats. Obviously small cats. Roaches a foot long are terrifying.
This post was edited on 2/25/17 at 2:01 am
Posted by Leon Spinks
Texas
Member since Aug 2016
2295 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 2:00 am to
Would you rather have dick size nipples or nipple sized dick?
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