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Would you prefer to be slapped with a burrito or stabbed with a spork?
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:25 pm
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:25 pm
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A Florida couple was arrested Wednesday morning after police say the wife hit her husband with a burrito and the husband responded by stabbing his wife with a fork. It happened Tuesday morning in Crestview, Florida, according to the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office. Deputies say the 51-year-old Suzanne Hurlvert hit 66-year-old Carl Owen Smith in the back of the head with a half-eaten Burrito Supreme during an argument over his alcohol consumption.
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When deputies showed him a picture of his wife’s hand, he reportedly started laughing and said they have a lengthy history of domestic violence.
This post was edited on 3/23/16 at 1:29 pm
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Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:30 pm to arseinclarse
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A Florida couple
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:32 pm to arseinclarse
That's a really nice looking couple. They look at home in orange.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:32 pm to arseinclarse
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Florida
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:33 pm to arseinclarse
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Would you prefer to be slapped with a burrito
I really thought this was some ethnic sexual innuendo.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:34 pm to arseinclarse
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When deputies showed him a picture of his wife’s hand, he reportedly started laughing and said they have a lengthy history of domestic violence.
At least he's still got his sense of humor.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:34 pm to arseinclarse
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Deputies say the 51-year-old Suzanne Hurlvert hit 66-year-old Carl Owen Smith in the back of the head with a half-eaten Burrito Supreme during an argument over his alcohol consumption.
And she somehow justifies her meth consumption I am sure.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:35 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:37 pm to arseinclarse
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during an argument over his alcohol consumption
to have sex with her he would need to drink a lot
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:37 pm to arseinclarse
Larry the Cable Guy just couldn't handle fame.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:38 pm to arseinclarse
A spork, as long as it wasn't in the eye. Taco Bell sporks a pretty flimsy. A hotass burrito at a high rate of speed upside the head would do more damage imho
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:56 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 3/23/16 at 2:01 pm to arseinclarse
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arseinclarse
The titles alone always tip me off to one of your posts.
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