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Posted on 6/21/17 at 1:31 pm to President
When I was a little kid practicing hitting t-ball I hit one of my friends across top the eye, he had to get @7 stitches
Posted on 6/21/17 at 1:33 pm to MorbidTheClown
After a night drinking in college, a group of us decided to go swimming. While my roommate was jumping the fence, I gave him a push. He slipped and the top of the fence caught to his junk...
Apparently he has a scar on his dick now
Apparently he has a scar on his dick now
Posted on 6/21/17 at 2:22 pm to President
10 years ago or so my wife and I had a little house on piers with a front and side door. My sister and brother law were in the house and had their brand new SUV parked on the side of the house.
I was completely drunk and destroyed and wanted to go outside.
I misjudged the fact that the door was open and it was only a screen door in front of me, so I took a big step forward and stumbled down my steps and plowed shoulder first into the fender of her new SUV. I'm a big guy so it left a huge dent from bumper to door. They had to replace the whole side and cost her over $2,000.
I was completely drunk and destroyed and wanted to go outside.
I misjudged the fact that the door was open and it was only a screen door in front of me, so I took a big step forward and stumbled down my steps and plowed shoulder first into the fender of her new SUV. I'm a big guy so it left a huge dent from bumper to door. They had to replace the whole side and cost her over $2,000.
This post was edited on 6/21/17 at 2:25 pm
Posted on 6/21/17 at 2:36 pm to LSUfan0420
You didn't pay for it?
Posted on 6/21/17 at 2:46 pm to President
When I was a kid I threw my dad's car keys on top of our 2-story apt building. He yelled "don't throw them!" in mid-release and I held on a tic too long.
Anyway, he was heading to the beer store so there was no question he was climbing up there.
As he crawled out the 2nd floor window onto the rotting wood window guard, about 20 feet off the concrete, I was scared shiteless. My mom had passed away a year earlier.
Anyway, he was heading to the beer store so there was no question he was climbing up there.
As he crawled out the 2nd floor window onto the rotting wood window guard, about 20 feet off the concrete, I was scared shiteless. My mom had passed away a year earlier.
This post was edited on 6/21/17 at 2:47 pm
Posted on 6/21/17 at 5:10 pm to Ed Osteen
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You didn't pay for it
What part of "house on piers" vs brand new SUV didn't you understand? I didn't have that kind of money!
This thread is worst thing you have done, not things you did that sucked but then made up for and thus mended accident altogether
Posted on 6/22/17 at 12:31 am to President
My friends and I were probably about 16. For some reason when coming home from skate country and after drinking too many quarts of beers we decided on some foolery . We got a dozen eggs and decided to egg cars as we drove down Magazine Street . I was driving my father's car. We were throwing eggs at cars as they drove the opposite direction of us.
Well we hit one car on the windshield and we saw him turn around in the rearview mirror. We hightailed it through sidestreets and eventually ended up on the fly behind audubon park with the lights out and parked under a tree. Well he finds us and it turns out he was a cop in an unmarked car. We were scared shitless. He yelled at us and said that he could easily beat the ever living shite out of everyone of us and no one would do a thing. He ended up being pretty cool and talked to us about being careful when doing stupid things as a teenager. I remember him saying he did a lot of stupid things too. We offered to clean his car and he gave us some lifelong lesson and sent us on our way.
To add insult to injury, we did not know it but one of our own eggs clipped the inside of my father's car door and there was egg inside the car. My dad was furious The next morning when he sought yet and figured we were egging houses. I was pretty quick on my feet and told him that some people actually threw eggs at us and we thought we got all of it off of the window. I am not sure whether he believed it or not but I got off the hook.
Well we hit one car on the windshield and we saw him turn around in the rearview mirror. We hightailed it through sidestreets and eventually ended up on the fly behind audubon park with the lights out and parked under a tree. Well he finds us and it turns out he was a cop in an unmarked car. We were scared shitless. He yelled at us and said that he could easily beat the ever living shite out of everyone of us and no one would do a thing. He ended up being pretty cool and talked to us about being careful when doing stupid things as a teenager. I remember him saying he did a lot of stupid things too. We offered to clean his car and he gave us some lifelong lesson and sent us on our way.
To add insult to injury, we did not know it but one of our own eggs clipped the inside of my father's car door and there was egg inside the car. My dad was furious The next morning when he sought yet and figured we were egging houses. I was pretty quick on my feet and told him that some people actually threw eggs at us and we thought we got all of it off of the window. I am not sure whether he believed it or not but I got off the hook.
This post was edited on 6/22/17 at 12:35 am
Posted on 6/22/17 at 12:40 am to President
Came home drunk at 18 in my yellow 84 Chevy square body, that was painted yellow with red Krylon painted flames on the hood and hit my parents trailer house. Got out and thought the truck was off but I left it running and In drive.
Let me know if y'all can white trash me
Let me know if y'all can white trash me
Posted on 6/22/17 at 12:43 am to LSUTANGERINE
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He yelled at us and said that he could easily beat the ever living shite out of everyone of us and no one would do a thing.
Well this sure in the frick explains a lot.
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:55 am to Loungefly85
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I didn't know what the middle finger meant as a kid. I just saw people do it in movies so I though it was a thing.
I stood out in the yard by side of the road and shot the bird to every car that passed.
I did something kinda similar. When I was about 8 or so, my friend Ryan told me that the word 'fricker' was a bad word. I didn't believe him so when I went home, my mom was washing dishing and I called her a fricker. She was not happy.
Posted on 6/22/17 at 2:59 am to supadave3
This didn't happen to me but I had this little nigerian friend in the navy. He said his last job before joining was working as one of those people who feeds and bathes the disabled elderly.
Well, I guess one day he was giving this old lady who couldn't do much more than look around a bath. Apparently shortly after soaping her down one of her harnesses broke and she slipped into the water. He said he kept grabbing her and pulling her back up but she was so soapy she kept slipping back into the tub. He said every time he pulled her out she just stared at him wild eyed.
I'm not entirely sure I've ever laughed harder in my laugh. He never did say she drowned, or anything, so I guess she lived through it. He apparently signed on for the navy soon after that.
Well, I guess one day he was giving this old lady who couldn't do much more than look around a bath. Apparently shortly after soaping her down one of her harnesses broke and she slipped into the water. He said he kept grabbing her and pulling her back up but she was so soapy she kept slipping back into the tub. He said every time he pulled her out she just stared at him wild eyed.
I'm not entirely sure I've ever laughed harder in my laugh. He never did say she drowned, or anything, so I guess she lived through it. He apparently signed on for the navy soon after that.
Posted on 6/22/17 at 4:36 am to President
Was driving down the road and I see this guy on the left side of the road flailing his arms so I show down and I'm watching him closely. Then his dog ran in front of me from the right side of the road. I was too focused on the guy flailing his arms to stop in time.
Hit the dog and killed it. Turns out he was yelling and waving at his dog to not come to him. It was a fricking stupid thing for him to do but I still feel absolutely awful about it.
Hit the dog and killed it. Turns out he was yelling and waving at his dog to not come to him. It was a fricking stupid thing for him to do but I still feel absolutely awful about it.
Posted on 6/22/17 at 4:41 am to President
In 3rd grade, I cheated on my history exam. In 4th grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. 5th grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog… When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out.
But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Posted on 6/22/17 at 4:46 am to malvin
Because you are gay right?
Posted on 6/22/17 at 6:49 am to President
I tried to shoot a stick out of a slingshot and ended up stabbing myself in the eye. Took a chunk and I had to wear a patch on my eye for a while like a pirate. No idea how my eye made it through that. Really bad idea.
Posted on 6/22/17 at 7:00 am to blueboxer1119
When I was about 13 had the bright idea of hopping around on a pogo stick during a freeze with the driveway covered in ice. Got some air after 3-4 hops & the bottom of that sucker slid out from under me, full face-plant
Looked like the elephant man on Botox for 2 or 3 days
Looked like the elephant man on Botox for 2 or 3 days
Posted on 6/23/17 at 2:42 pm to LSUfan0420
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You let her pay for it?
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What part of "house on piers" vs brand new SUV didn't you understand? I didn't have that kind of money!
Being that you can afford a house, it would seem that you could pay $100/month until you paid it off.
This post was edited on 6/23/17 at 2:45 pm
Posted on 6/23/17 at 3:58 pm to President
When I was new to the fire dept I was out testing fire hydrants. Basically flow testing the water. I was in a hurry and hot and hydrant was about half way up on hill. I started flowing water, it had been flowing a shite ton out for about 30 seconds. Then heard a guy screaming and holler only to walk up hill and realize water was flowing in his brand new truck, his door was left open. Literally had no idea that truck was there. Got a good cussing and he called the fire chief and mayor. I apologized so many times at the incident. No idea if or what the city did to help that man out.
Posted on 6/23/17 at 6:02 pm to windshieldman
I was umpiring a little league game one time when I was in high school. Kid hits a laser that is caught and the kid on first forgets to tag up and gets thrown out at first. I really wanna ring the kid up so I crow hop into it and I don't see this 3rd grader running up to my left. I swing my arm to call him out and punch the kid square in the face. Bloodied his nose and blacked both of his eyes. I literally hit that kid with every ounce of strength in me. I felt terrible but he took it like a champ. Had to dodge his parents in public for the next few years.
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