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re: Worst thing you unknowingly did as a child?

Posted on 12/10/17 at 4:28 pm to
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
28053 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 4:28 pm to
5 or 6 years old, threw rocks at a passing car. It was an unmarked detectives care. My arse still hurts when I remember the whooping I got.
Posted by White Bear
Homeless
Member since Jul 2014
17815 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 4:47 pm to
Not me, but I know a guy whose daughters once washed his truck with SOS pads.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76218 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 5:57 pm to


Posted by forever lsu30
Member since Nov 2005
4042 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 7:04 pm to
1 time when I was about 4, my mom stopped for gas at a station across from a small town grave yard at night. I snuck out of the Volvo & went to play hide n seek. Except I didn't tell her. I hide behind various headstones & above ground graves.

4 hours later, I lost the game...when various police cars showed up & found me asleep between 2 graves.
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 7:10 pm to
Under advice of counsel, I elect to invoke my 5th Amendment right at this time.
Posted by MottLaneKid
Gonzales
Member since Apr 2012
4543 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 9:17 pm to
When I was 11 years old, I helped my sister and her friend shoplift some items from a department store. I thought that I was not doing anything wrong since I did not leave the store with the items.

Later, I learned that I was an accessory to the crime. Sister stole Barbie clothes and dolls. She did not get caught
Posted by Sinister1
Metairie
Member since Dec 2007
1872 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 9:19 pm to
I was 3 or 4 and I had just learned how to write my name. I decided to write it for my parents and they would be proud of me. I picked up a rock and used it to write my name on the side of their brand new car.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16595 posts
Posted on 12/10/17 at 10:43 pm to
If I unknowingly did it how would I know?
Posted by GeauxTGRZ
PTal
Member since Oct 2005
4821 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 12:36 am to
Me and this girl used to throw glass coke bottles on the road and watch the cars pass by. We liked the sound of the glass being ran over. We did 3 or 4 crates before our parents found us.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 1:06 am to
An older kid on the bus was a jerk to one of my best friends so one weekend when they were out of town, we went over to his house and put about 2 5 gallon buckets filled with rabbit "pellets" into his family's swimming pool.

Well shite, i misread you said unknowingly.. Ill get back to ya


This post was edited on 12/11/17 at 1:10 am
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
40403 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 1:10 am to
quote:

Me and a friend laid our bikes down in a random neighbor's driveway while we played in the woods, when we came back they apparently had a new puppy on a chain in the driveway, and it was totally tangled up in our bikes so we bludgeoned it to death. The family moved.


-removed-

I pray to God that your story isn’t true.
This post was edited on 12/11/17 at 1:15 am
Posted by Hankg
Member since Feb 2011
640 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 1:33 am to
I was about 6 or so and we lived in a neighborhood full of kids. There was a guy about 15 or so that lived on the same street whose last name was bates. My older sisters convinced me that it would be showing respect for him if I called him master bates. I didn’t know any better so every time I saw him I would holler “hey master bates”.
Posted by swdawg
Member since Sep 2012
705 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 3:18 am to
I was around 4 or 5 years old in the grocery store with my mom. Wanted a pack of bubble gum when we were checking out but mom wouldn't let me get it because I had been acting up. So I slipped it in my pocket. On the way home got me a piece out started chewing it. Mom turned around asked where I got the gum. Told her grocery store. She turned around took me back in the store and made me tell the manager I had stole a pack of gum. And made me pay for it. I thought I was going to jail.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 6:15 am to
I lit a sugar cane field on fire with a magnifying glass.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33146 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 6:25 am to
quote:

Worst thing you unknowingly did as a child?


When I was 2 years old, I asked the large black man that fixed our car if he was Fat Albert.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80840 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 7:30 am to
When I was about 2-3yrs old my mom took me to the grocery store. While waiting in the check out line an old black man got in line. I had never seen a black man before.

So I started pointing and said... "Monkey! Monkey! Mama! Mama! Monkey!"

My mom was mortified. The old man laughed and said "Bet you never seen a talking monkey before!"
Posted by Mufassa
Member since Aug 2012
1718 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 7:38 am to
My neighbor and i used to play this “game” where we’d hide in a bush next to the road and wait for approaching cars then we’d run out at the last second and see who could cross the street as close to the front of the car as possible. Prolly should be dead
Posted by GeauxLSUGRL
Member since Nov 2014
769 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 11:09 am to
Somewhat knowingly bc I knew I was breaking rules...
Me and a few friends broke into a house for sale (or abandoned) in Shenandoah at night and would smoke cigs and break windows. Little did I know a for sale house costs money to REPAIR the broken windows, 2 small ones. I can’t imagine the realtor or sellers reaction.

Also when i was about 9 or 10 I went to a birthday sleepover with about 10 girls total As a prank the girls and I froze her training bras in the freezer as a prank. When i was looking for the bras i came across her birthday card stole the birthday girls money (totaled about 150). I’ve felt soooo bad to this day about it and want to send her a card apologizing for it. It’s been eating at me for YEARS.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8202 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 11:12 am to
When I was around 5 yrs. old I had a little bow and arrow, the kind with the rubber suction cups on the arrow tips. I was shooting it over cars when they passed in front of my house, but one driver had the window down and I shot the arrow into the car. I really don’t remember if I was trying to, or if I was still trying to shoot over the car. I ran inside, but the guy stopped and had a talk with me and my mom. Nice old man, and he wasn’t yelling and screaming, just addressing the safety concerns.
Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
131108 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 11:13 am to
For some reason, I thought that some dishwashing liquid was ketchup and squirted some over some fried okra.
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