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Worst thing you unknowingly did as a child?
Posted on 12/10/17 at 11:47 am
Posted on 12/10/17 at 11:47 am
This topic shamelessly stolen from Reddit.
When I was a kid, I went to a family party one time and my cousin had made the mashed potatoes, which is something my mom had always done. Anyway, I really liked my cousin's version, so I loudly told my mom that I don't know why they let her cook when [cousin's name] was so much better at it.
I didn't know why everyone had this shocked reaction.
I also had this police officer who came to my school quite often and played with us, so I got close to him and he'd run around on the playground and shite. One night I was playing on the side of my house when a police car came down the street. I noticed it and thought it was my buddy, so I hid and waited until he was about 15 feet away and ran right at his car screaming. Thankfully he was cool about it, but I'm sure seeing a dark figure come running at you from the bushes puckered his a-hole for a second. That's when my parents had to explain to me that all police cars in the city look the same, and my cop friend from school only drives one of the hundreds on the road.
When I was a kid, I went to a family party one time and my cousin had made the mashed potatoes, which is something my mom had always done. Anyway, I really liked my cousin's version, so I loudly told my mom that I don't know why they let her cook when [cousin's name] was so much better at it.
I didn't know why everyone had this shocked reaction.
I also had this police officer who came to my school quite often and played with us, so I got close to him and he'd run around on the playground and shite. One night I was playing on the side of my house when a police car came down the street. I noticed it and thought it was my buddy, so I hid and waited until he was about 15 feet away and ran right at his car screaming. Thankfully he was cool about it, but I'm sure seeing a dark figure come running at you from the bushes puckered his a-hole for a second. That's when my parents had to explain to me that all police cars in the city look the same, and my cop friend from school only drives one of the hundreds on the road.
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Posted on 12/10/17 at 11:49 am to TigersSEC2010
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so I got close to him and he'd run around on the playground and shite
That is disgusting. He should have been arrested.
This post was edited on 12/10/17 at 11:55 am
Posted on 12/10/17 at 11:51 am to TigersSEC2010
Been a long time, but I’m sure I said some really dumb shite. I was a kid. That’s what kids do.
Posted on 12/10/17 at 11:53 am to LCA131
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That is disgusting. He should have been arrested.
For being a cool school resource officer?
Posted on 12/10/17 at 11:56 am to TigersSEC2010
Had relatives in town and told them that when I saw a nekkid lady my pee pee went up
Posted on 12/10/17 at 11:56 am to TigersSEC2010
One time when I was maybe five or six when we still lived in the house with the garage that faced the street the mailman was late and some of the neighbors’ mailboxes had the flags up on them signaling that there was outgoing mail in each so-marked box which was not excessively that an abnormal phenomena as I recall it was cold outside and it was probably around Christmas Card sending time which tradition is greatly admired I’m told by folks from Myanmar which was formerly called and completely otherwise referred to as “Burma” but the military government which has seized power there has decreed that the country shall be called Myanmar in all transactions.
Posted on 12/10/17 at 11:57 am to TigersSEC2010
Throwing a football across the street in front of busses. Lived by the school and we also threw snow balls at cars.
Posted on 12/10/17 at 11:59 am to TigersSEC2010
We made spears and were throwing them at cars from a covered position in a ditch. People would lock'em up and jump out screaming. We'd run. Was a hoot. Feel bad about it as an adult.
Posted on 12/10/17 at 11:59 am to TigersSEC2010
When I was probably about 6 or 7, I took action to benefit the family, at least in my mind at the time. I was the oldest of 4 and the four of us had to share a single bible which led to fights. So in my infinite youthful wisdom, I ripped out all the pages of the bible very carefully and put them in a halloween pumpkin basket. This way all us kids could chose a sheet and read the bible whenever we wanted.
One of these:
Didn't end so well for me though. I had to buy a new bible with my savings from gifts and my allowance. I also got my arse beat daily for about a month. Spanking I think it was called.
One of these:
Didn't end so well for me though. I had to buy a new bible with my savings from gifts and my allowance. I also got my arse beat daily for about a month. Spanking I think it was called.
Posted on 12/10/17 at 12:00 pm to soccerfüt
Posted on 12/10/17 at 12:08 pm to cj35
quote:If it’d been a Koran and you lived amidst the countries ruled by the religion of peace you’d now be dead.
So in my infinite youthful wisdom, I ripped out all the pages of the bible very carefully and put them in a halloween pumpkin basket.
My dad would have whipped me for that, especially the pumpkin part of the story.
You’re a weird dude for stuffing the pages in a plastic pumpkin, just saying.
Posted on 12/10/17 at 12:12 pm to soccerfüt
quote:It was the only basket or container I had. And it likely happened sometime around Halloween. Better than filling it with candy?
You’re a weird dude for stuffing the pages in a plastic pumpkin, just saying.
Posted on 12/10/17 at 12:30 pm to TigersSEC2010
I was 3 or 4 with my mom in a grocery store and I said, "Wow mom! That lady is HUUUUGE!"
She was mortified and was covering my mouth and dragging my around the corner and I said, "What? I didn't say fat!"
Apparently I got in trouble before for calling someone fat, so I figured I would say it in a nicer way.
She was mortified and was covering my mouth and dragging my around the corner and I said, "What? I didn't say fat!"
Apparently I got in trouble before for calling someone fat, so I figured I would say it in a nicer way.
Posted on 12/10/17 at 12:35 pm to TigersSEC2010
Me and a friend laid our bikes down in a random neighbor's driveway while we played in the woods, when we came back they apparently had a new puppy on a chain in the driveway, and it was totally tangled up in our bikes so we bludgeoned it to death. The family moved.
Posted on 12/10/17 at 12:41 pm to TigersSEC2010
One time I was with my mom at the store and they had a odor eater display at the checkout. I said "that's what you need,mamma."
She was not pleased.
She was not pleased.
Posted on 12/10/17 at 12:42 pm to TigersSEC2010
We played smear the queer, red rover, cowboys and indians, and other PC inappropriate games.
Posted on 12/10/17 at 12:45 pm to Tempratt
I don't remember this but my mom tells me when I was 2 or 3 she picked me up, I was sick and in a shitty mood and didn't want to be picked up so I punched her square in the nose and broke it
Posted on 12/10/17 at 12:48 pm to TigersSEC2010
So much shite
Was really mean to a kid on my bus. I pray my kids are never treated the way I treated others at school
Had a cousin that lived in a subdivision. One night I was staying with him. This was long before keyless entry vehicles. We went around putting toothpaste in key holes on cars
Lots more but that depressed me enough remembering how shitty I was
Was really mean to a kid on my bus. I pray my kids are never treated the way I treated others at school
Had a cousin that lived in a subdivision. One night I was staying with him. This was long before keyless entry vehicles. We went around putting toothpaste in key holes on cars
Lots more but that depressed me enough remembering how shitty I was
Posted on 12/10/17 at 12:49 pm to TigersSEC2010
No memory of this since I was 1 or 2, but I pooped my pants and then used the oriental carpet to wipe it.
Posted on 12/10/17 at 12:59 pm to deeprig9
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new puppy on a chain in the driveway, and it was totally tangled up in our bikes so we bludgeoned it to death. The family moved.
Seek help.
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