re: Worst experience you have had at a motel/hotel?

After the fact but bed bugs from LaQuinta in Angleton, TX in 2014. Misery

Hunting trip in north MS. Interior walls were plywood, and the floor was grocery store tiles. It was heated by a little wall mounted gas heater, and both wall and the floor sweated like crazy. If you rolled over against the wall in your sleep, you got soaked. You had to keep your boots by the bed in case you had to piss in the middle of the night.

I went to the front desk to get some towels one night, and the owner was back there taking bong rips. I should have known when I called to make the reservation, and when I asked if he needed my credit card info, he said "Nah man, you're cool." On the good side, zero fricks were given when we started skinning deer in the parking lot.