Worst day ever

Once while I lived/worked in Florida and had an hour long commute my stomach began rumbling just god awful. I was driving on interstate 10 and between exits when Bam! I just couldn’t hold it and began shitting myself, uncontrollable diarrhea.
I thought this was the worst day of my life.
Well.....
Just a few weeks ago I was home sick. I had it from both ends Diarrhea & throwing up. My wife had dropped our daughter off but I had to pick her up from school that afternoon, My wife then left town & I had no help to call and had to get her. So I took a small trash can with me in the car and prayed I could make the 10 min drive there and back without issue. I hadn’t been sick since that morning and thought I was in the clear. Wrong! Guess again! I find myself in car line violently vomiting, tears streaming out of my eyes, snot dripping from my nose and shitting myself with every subsequent dry heave. Every puke I poop simultaneously!
I was 30 cars back and this lasted for 5 min but felt like forever. I finally pull up and a teacher opens the door and almost immediately pukes at the smell that escapes from my car. My daughter climbs in and places her hand over her mouth/nose and looks at me in a concerning yet horrified way. We both say nothing. The teacher asks if everything is ok, I struggle to reply “no, it’s not”. I pull off all the while sitting in a pool of shite! Holding a trash can of vomit. Humiliated and desperate for help. We drove home in silence. I get out of the car and waddle to the back porch to strip and wash off before I go inside to change. I then spend an hour cleaning the car. Gagging. Crying. Broken.
Say what you will. No words can break a man as much as what I went threw in car line.
Just sold the car this week.
Worst friggin day ever.
Friggin car line.
Nightmare.