Working with a bunch of sneezing idiots

Sorry baw I cut grass last night

say something. shame them.

Hopefully they dont sneeze on the fries you just took out of the grease.

That would be nasty.

Probably non hand washers as well.

Yall ever read a post and think "man this guy sounds like a miserable pussy"

Dudes who get in their feelings over little stuff are worse than women.

When I worked in the office there would be a herd of women coming through every morning, I swear half of them sprayed a half bottle perfume on themselves before getting out of their cars.


I'd start sneezing like nuts EVERY FREAKING DAY



Another perk of working from home

Misophonia is a disorder in which certain noises trigger strong responses from you, including some reactions that others may perceive as unreasonable. On the mild end, even quiet sounds that don't bother others may easily bother you. In more serious cases, hearing repetitive noises like a clock ticking or windshield wipers or people chewing, coughing, sneezing, and doing other normal things can disgust or anger you or prompt a fight or flight response.

Hope this helps.

hello potent


i hope u get snot all over you.

There's only one way to end this nonsense for good.

You have to take a shite on the loudest sneezer's desk. Right on top of it, bonus points if you splatter their Milton from Office Space bobble head. You must assert your dominance.

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I swear these idiots I work with try to see which one can sneeze the loudest and the most often…I mean just wherever the nostrils are pointed

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All things considered…there’s times when its much better to be on the “upwind” end of the sneeze rather than on the “downwind”