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Women of Riverwood are arming themselves, preparing for an invasion
Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:07 pm
Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:07 pm
Coyotes are moving, and no pets are safe.
Dogs, cats, even children are being warned. Coyotes will attack. Women of Riverwood must shoot to kill. Coyotes can be given no quarter.
Coyotes could be snatching up neighborhood cats
Dogs, cats, even children are being warned. Coyotes will attack. Women of Riverwood must shoot to kill. Coyotes can be given no quarter.
Coyotes could be snatching up neighborhood cats
Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:17 pm to Darth_Vader
That’s right. Laugh.
The coyotes don’t care about some girl eating a banana, then spitting it out. They’ll eat that banana too.
Then, who’s gonna be laughing?
That’s what I thought.
The coyotes don’t care about some girl eating a banana, then spitting it out. They’ll eat that banana too.
Then, who’s gonna be laughing?
That’s what I thought.
Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:18 pm to BRgetthenet
We have tons of coyotes in my neighborhood. All you can do is remove their food sources. They are hard to catch
Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:19 pm to BRgetthenet
If they would release wolves it would run the coyotes off. I’m sure they’ll come up with a more expensive solution that doesn’t work though.
Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:20 pm to jdeval1
Nobody wants to catch them. These women went on the wildlife and fisheries website and read that if they have a hunting license it’s legal to shoot them.
Not kidding. They’re arming themselves. They’re about to start shooting them.
Not kidding. They’re arming themselves. They’re about to start shooting them.
This post was edited on 10/30/17 at 7:21 pm
Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:20 pm to BRgetthenet
I would weld a 2 inch steel cube around my lay z boy if I knew the neighborhood women were arming up to shoot at random yotes
Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:21 pm to Tactical Insertion
Well, they are. They think it’s legal if they have a hunting license.
Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:25 pm to BRgetthenet
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They’re about to start shooting them.
I'm over here in River Oaks, I hope them bawettes shoot towards the ground and not into the woods.
Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:29 pm to achenator
I’m one hood over.
If it makes you feel any better, we have a 10-12 ft Ball Python on the loose over here.
The retards who spotted it never called wild life agents. They figured it would be a better idea to put it on the neighborhood website to see if anyone had lost it.
If it makes you feel any better, we have a 10-12 ft Ball Python on the loose over here.
The retards who spotted it never called wild life agents. They figured it would be a better idea to put it on the neighborhood website to see if anyone had lost it.
Posted on 10/30/17 at 10:22 pm to OysterPoBoy
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If they would release wolves it would run the coyotes off. I
Hmmm. I have both where I live.
Posted on 10/30/17 at 11:31 pm to BRgetthenet
How do you warn a dog and cat that a coyote is going to eat them?
Posted on 10/30/17 at 11:42 pm to Rize
If you’ve got a dog, just sort of look at him and give him a nod. Not gonna take much.
Cats? You can’t tell them anything. Just scrape their guts off the lawn and let your eyes water a little. You tried.
Cats? You can’t tell them anything. Just scrape their guts off the lawn and let your eyes water a little. You tried.
Posted on 10/30/17 at 11:43 pm to BRgetthenet
Is that kids named Wesley? Someone on here had to fight him other than me
Posted on 10/30/17 at 11:55 pm to BRgetthenet
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If it makes you feel any better, we have a 10-12 ft Ball Python on the loose over here.
You definitely dont have a 10-12ft ball python out there considering Balls only get to about 6ft or so in captivity and thats actually prettt rare. If its an actual python you probably have a burmese, which can get to that size. Its unfortunate its not a ball python bc those things are harmless. Burmese on the other hand are a bit more aggressive. The great thing about snakes is that when they get to that size, they only need to eat about once a month and since its getting cold, it might not eat all winter if its had a decent sized meal lately (like a larger sized rabbit). Only thing that sucks is its gonna try to find a warm place to stay for the winter and alot of times, thats a garage or attic haha.
Posted on 10/31/17 at 12:00 am to JOHNN
I see. Well, yeah. Big python. Really big.
I’m hoping it makes a bead for the river in the next few weeks. Somebody asked me what I’d do if I saw it. I walked over to the mantle and showed them my machete. I sharpened it and put some fresh grip tape on the handle. I’m ready. I really wanna be the one to take this thing out.
The coyotes I feel bad for. Hungry dog, needs a bone. But that snake can die in a fire.
I’m hoping it makes a bead for the river in the next few weeks. Somebody asked me what I’d do if I saw it. I walked over to the mantle and showed them my machete. I sharpened it and put some fresh grip tape on the handle. I’m ready. I really wanna be the one to take this thing out.
The coyotes I feel bad for. Hungry dog, needs a bone. But that snake can die in a fire.
Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:16 am to BRgetthenet
Maybe I didn’t get enough sleep but that gif and then this response has me cracking the frick up.
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