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Women of Riverwood are arming themselves, preparing for an invasion

Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:07 pm
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:07 pm
Coyotes are moving, and no pets are safe.

Dogs, cats, even children are being warned. Coyotes will attack. Women of Riverwood must shoot to kill. Coyotes can be given no quarter.

Coyotes could be snatching up neighborhood cats
Posted by Pectus
Internet
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:09 pm to
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:10 pm to
Great gif
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:13 pm to
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118271 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:17 pm to
That’s right. Laugh.

The coyotes don’t care about some girl eating a banana, then spitting it out. They’ll eat that banana too.

Then, who’s gonna be laughing?

That’s what I thought.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:18 pm to
We have tons of coyotes in my neighborhood. All you can do is remove their food sources. They are hard to catch
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45561 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:19 pm to
If they would release wolves it would run the coyotes off. I’m sure they’ll come up with a more expensive solution that doesn’t work though.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118271 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:20 pm to
Nobody wants to catch them. These women went on the wildlife and fisheries website and read that if they have a hunting license it’s legal to shoot them.

Not kidding. They’re arming themselves. They’re about to start shooting them.
This post was edited on 10/30/17 at 7:21 pm
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:20 pm to
I would weld a 2 inch steel cube around my lay z boy if I knew the neighborhood women were arming up to shoot at random yotes
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118271 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:21 pm to
Well, they are. They think it’s legal if they have a hunting license.
Posted by achenator
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:25 pm to
quote:

They’re about to start shooting them.


I'm over here in River Oaks, I hope them bawettes shoot towards the ground and not into the woods.
Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
38926 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:27 pm to
That gif is hilarious.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118271 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:29 pm to
I’m one hood over.

If it makes you feel any better, we have a 10-12 ft Ball Python on the loose over here.

The retards who spotted it never called wild life agents. They figured it would be a better idea to put it on the neighborhood website to see if anyone had lost it.

Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 10:22 pm to
quote:

If they would release wolves it would run the coyotes off. I


Hmmm. I have both where I live.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19850 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 11:31 pm to
How do you warn a dog and cat that a coyote is going to eat them?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118271 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 11:42 pm to
If you’ve got a dog, just sort of look at him and give him a nod. Not gonna take much.


Cats? You can’t tell them anything. Just scrape their guts off the lawn and let your eyes water a little. You tried.
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 11:43 pm to
Is that kids named Wesley? Someone on here had to fight him other than me
Posted by JOHNN
Prairieville
Member since Nov 2008
4513 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 11:55 pm to
quote:

If it makes you feel any better, we have a 10-12 ft Ball Python on the loose over here.


You definitely dont have a 10-12ft ball python out there considering Balls only get to about 6ft or so in captivity and thats actually prettt rare. If its an actual python you probably have a burmese, which can get to that size. Its unfortunate its not a ball python bc those things are harmless. Burmese on the other hand are a bit more aggressive. The great thing about snakes is that when they get to that size, they only need to eat about once a month and since its getting cold, it might not eat all winter if its had a decent sized meal lately (like a larger sized rabbit). Only thing that sucks is its gonna try to find a warm place to stay for the winter and alot of times, thats a garage or attic haha.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118271 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 12:00 am to
I see. Well, yeah. Big python. Really big.

I’m hoping it makes a bead for the river in the next few weeks. Somebody asked me what I’d do if I saw it. I walked over to the mantle and showed them my machete. I sharpened it and put some fresh grip tape on the handle. I’m ready. I really wanna be the one to take this thing out.

The coyotes I feel bad for. Hungry dog, needs a bone. But that snake can die in a fire.
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9497 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:16 am to
Maybe I didn’t get enough sleep but that gif and then this response has me cracking the frick up.
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