Started By
Message

re: Women are like lemmings when it comes to parking

Posted on 4/24/18 at 8:48 am to
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37339 posts
Posted on 4/24/18 at 8:48 am to
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
88024 posts
Posted on 4/24/18 at 8:58 am to
My FIL is worse than this. We have a 90* left turn into the car port, and an extension of the driveway straight ahead. Car and Jeep in car port-my truck in the straight away extension. That fricker will park dead center a ways back making sure none of the three vehicles can get out.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 4/24/18 at 9:04 am to
I call my wife parking lot challenged. She can never just enter a parking lot and pull into a parking spot. There is always some kind of drama. either she passes up the spot and has to back up or she can't make the turn into the spot or she passes it up , goes back around only to see someone else take the spot.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 4/24/18 at 9:09 am to
quote:

My dad told me he gave up trying to teach my mom to park 25 years ago lol.



You can't tell a woman shite about driving. Even when they're just riding they gotta back seat drive and act like you're going to kill them
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 4/24/18 at 9:18 am to
quote:

I will tell you what I have noticed women do, and it drives me insane: parking at the *end* of the driveway, or not pulling up enough in a driveway so that others can park.



good lord yes, they do this shite too. They could just park on the private drive but they turn in to the driveway to not have to walk 10 more feet and block people in.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 4/24/18 at 9:20 am to
quote:

either she passes up the spot and has to back up or she can't make the turn into the spot or she passes it up , goes back around only to see someone else take the spot.



Women will wait an crazy amount of time to get a close parking spot. I passed my sister waiting on a parking spot right by the front. I parked at the rear of the parking lot and had made it inside the store before she was even parked.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76192 posts
Posted on 4/24/18 at 9:21 am to
quote:

I have a 2 car wide driveway with a parking area at the end and it doesn't matter if it's my mom, my sister, gf, sister-in-law, random girls that friends drag over, etc....even if there is only 1 other car in the driveway they cannot park without blocking somebody in. They see a car and have to park behind it instead of beside it. My dad parked in the yard so that I could get my car out and my sister parked behind him and blocked him in. 30 minutes later my sil and mother show up in separate cars and both park behind me instead of beside my car. It ends up being a shite show when it is time for people to leave.
Thanks, I now have a headache trying to read this.

In b4 Park in a Driveway and Drive on a Parkway...

Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5494 posts
Posted on 4/24/18 at 11:50 am to
I have your solution. Back in and open your hood. They'll avoid your car like the plague.
Posted by wheelr
New Iberia
Member since Jul 2012
6232 posts
Posted on 4/24/18 at 11:56 am to
I only have one rule. No parking on the dance floor.
first pageprev pagePage 2 of 2Next pagelast page
refresh

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram