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Woman on death row requests all female firing squad

Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:20 am
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
12252 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:20 am
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Pretty smart thinking. If they all miss, maybe she gets released.
Posted by Beauregard96
Hopped up on goof balls
Member since Nov 2006
2667 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:29 am to
Request denied
Posted by heypaul
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
38544 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:29 am to
"Request Denied!"

- LBGT alphabet mafia, probably
Posted by EdgarAllenHoe
Member since Aug 2026
35 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:30 am to
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Woman on death row requests all female firing squad


After the Lindsay Clancy case, they will all miss on purpose.
Posted by Boss13
Mobile
Member since Oct 2016
2189 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:40 am to
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After the Lindsay Clancy case, they will all miss on purpose.


They'll try to miss and hit her by accident.
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
4471 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:41 am to
Thats assuming they can define what a woman is
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
34021 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:52 am to
quote:

they

You bigot. You assumed xeir pronouns
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
157595 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:58 am to
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After the Lindsay Clancy case, they will all miss on purpose.

That’s what she is thinking.



quote:

They'll try to miss and hit her by accident.

That’s what will actually happen.

Posted by Sams Crow
Idaho
Member since Apr 2026
837 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 11:08 am to
Fine as far as it goes. But .22s just ain't gonna get it.
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
5278 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 11:10 am to
I wonder if the BBC will cover her story.
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
20411 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 11:12 am to
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Christa Pike’s lawyers say the 50-year-old has a post-traumatic stress disorder


The fine folks of Tennessee are going to fix that for you, darlin.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
172311 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 11:22 am to
Will they first carve a pentagram into her chest like she did to her victim?
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20600 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 11:45 am to
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Will they first carve a pentagram into her chest like she did to her victim?



Or crush her skull so badly that someone can walk away with a piece of it for a keepsake.

Bitch should have been dead for decades after getting the death sentence in 95.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60683 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 11:47 am to
Think how guilty that lady must be to get the death penalty considering how lax the justice system is towards women
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
83125 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 12:21 pm to
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Request denied


Make it all trannies and dare her to object.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
64084 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 12:28 pm to
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Woman on death row requests all female firing squad


Employment opportunities for these ladies after they graduate

Posted by rattlebucket
SELA
Member since Feb 2009
13013 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 12:38 pm to
Everybody's got a plan until Annie Oakley tack drives a .308 in her aorta
Posted by stonedbegonias
Member since Jan 2010
12248 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 1:51 pm to
Firing squad, death squad, whatever
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