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Woman lured into the woods by ‘creepy’ fake bathroom signs
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:52 am
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:52 am
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PORTLAND, Ore. – A woman says she was lured into the woods on last weekend after following fake “outdoor bathroom” signs on the Leif Erikson Trail in Forest Park, according to KPTV.
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She didn’t want to be named, but says she was startled by a man she encountered behind a tree in the area where she was looking for a restroom.
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“It’s the creepiest thing that’s ever happened to me, and a lot of people I know are always outside doing what we do,” the woman, who encountered the man on Saturday, said.
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Park rangers say they also called Portland police for backup on Saturday. They asked the man to come out of the woods once they found him, but he ran off.
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While the man was not charged with any crime, rangers did issue him a park exclusion for six months.
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FOX 12 spoke to the man’s mother who says her son is getting help.
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Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:53 am to JOJO Hammer
I would ask for pics, but the type of chick willingly searching to piss outside is probably gross.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:53 am to JOJO Hammer
she must have been on her way to an outdoor mensa meeting
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:55 am to JOJO Hammer
i mean, some people are just dumb.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:55 am to JOJO Hammer
Hell of a way to treat an innocent bathroom attendant.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:57 am to JOJO Hammer
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She didn’t want to be named
Bc she doesn't want anyone to know how stupid she is
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:04 am to Wtodd
Wonder how many pickup lines this genius has fallen for?
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:08 am to TH03
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I would ask for pics, but the type of chick willingly searching to piss outside is probably gross.
Someone hasn't spent much time on hiking trails it appears.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:08 am to TH03
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I would ask for pics, but the type of chick willingly searching to piss outside is probably gross.
I mean...the ENTIRE outdoors is a restroom.
What did she expect, a toilet in the middle of the woods?
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:09 am to JOJO Hammer
Isn't 'outdoor restroom' redundant?
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:09 am to TH03
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I would ask for pics, but the type of chick willingly searching to piss outside is probably gross.
I mean, she was hiking through the woods. When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:15 am to JOJO Hammer
Sorry for pottying
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:17 am to JOJO Hammer
Sasquatch is getting better and better at his troll game.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:24 am to JOJO Hammer
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woman
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PORTLAND, Ore
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looking for an “outdoor bathroom”
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:25 am to Sao
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Sasquatch is getting better and better at his troll game.
"Oh, you want to take pictures of me just minding my business in the woods? How about I take pics of you peeing in the woods, see how you like it."
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:26 am to TH03
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I would ask for pics, but the type of chick willingly searching to piss outside is probably gross.
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PORTLAND, Ore
This post was edited on 4/25/18 at 10:27 am
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:28 am to MorbidTheClown
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Wonder how many pickup lines this genius has fallen for?
Like shooting fish in a barrel
Bet you a $100 you can take her snipe hunting
This post was edited on 4/25/18 at 10:29 am
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:45 am to JOJO Hammer
Did she at least tip him?
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:50 am to LaBR4
Could this be a legit WYHI? You know she's gotta have a huge bush down there too.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 11:03 am to Saltwatersoul04
definitely legit WYHI
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