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re: Wife spun the wheel of moods today and it landed on b*tchy
Posted on 1/2/21 at 4:51 pm to StarryNight
Posted on 1/2/21 at 4:51 pm to StarryNight
Mine landed on "everything is your fault" today
Currently she is mad at me because she can't find her lighter even though I never touch her lighter and use my own. Somehow I lost her lighter without ever touching it
Currently she is mad at me because she can't find her lighter even though I never touch her lighter and use my own. Somehow I lost her lighter without ever touching it
This post was edited on 1/2/21 at 4:52 pm
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Posted on 1/2/21 at 4:56 pm to StarryNight
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I made her a hot chocolate heavy on marshmallows and Xanax. She drank it so lets see how this works.
Sounds rapey
Posted on 1/2/21 at 5:26 pm to 0x15E
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Sorry to hear you’re not getting lucky tonight
Well...he IS married.
Posted on 1/2/21 at 5:31 pm to 0x15E
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Sorry to hear you’re not getting lucky tonight
he still has a shot
just needs to finish laundry, sweep and mop the floors, change her cars oil, vacuum the bedrooms, install a fan, clean out the fridge/stove/microwave, pickup the dog shite in the backyard, water the plants, cut the grass, change the sheets in the bed, clean the shitters, give the kids a bath, cook dinner, organize the garage, pull the weeds from the flowerbed, wash/vacuum her car, take the xmas shite down and out away, and help kids with schoolwork
This post was edited on 1/2/21 at 5:33 pm
Posted on 1/2/21 at 5:47 pm to Loup
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I thought it was a good day until she set her breakfast next to the sink I was doing dishes at and I splashed soapy water on her food. Doesnt matter that she picked a shite spot to put food down, her day is ruined and it is all my fault.
Ask her, "are you going to live your entire life playing the victim?" This is key advice for a new beginning.
Posted on 1/2/21 at 5:58 pm to tiggah1981
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he still has a shot
just needs to finish laundry, sweep and mop the floors, change her cars oil, vacuum the bedrooms, install a fan, clean out the fridge/stove/microwave, pickup the dog shite in the backyard, water the plants, cut the grass, change the sheets in the bed, clean the shitters, give the kids a bath, cook dinner, organize the garage, pull the weeds from the flowerbed, wash/vacuum her car, take the xmas shite down and out away, and help kids with schoolwork
LMAO good shite
Posted on 1/2/21 at 6:06 pm to Gulf Coast Tiger
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Currently she is mad at me because she can't find her lighter even though I never touch her lighter and use my own. Somehow I lost her lighter without ever touching it
This is my wife with everything she can't find. I must have taken it and not put it back where it belongs. It's also why the door to our toilet in the bathroom is always left open, even though I close it every time.
Posted on 1/2/21 at 6:29 pm to the LSUSaint
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Tell her to GFY. Grow a pair
Tell her to calm down first.
Posted on 1/2/21 at 7:23 pm to Circle G
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Ask her, "are you going to live your entire life playing the victim?" This is key advice for a new beginning
I'm super sarcastic about it. Her mom came over later in the day and I made sure to tell her how bad a day she was having because she had to make breakfast twice. Gosh damn I'm so glad she she made it.
Posted on 1/2/21 at 7:33 pm to StarryNight
Posted on 1/2/21 at 8:24 pm to TygerTyger
Always wondered what kind of guys enjoy fricking crazy so much they marry it. Nice to meet you 
Posted on 1/2/21 at 8:26 pm to StarryNight
Perfect time to show her the "I'm a swinger wife, ask me a question" thread and talk to her about swinging.
Posted on 1/2/21 at 8:31 pm to Loup
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I thought it was a good day until she set her breakfast next to the sink I was doing dishes at and I splashed soapy water on her food. Doesnt matter that she picked a shite spot to put food down, her day is ruined and it is all my fault.
If you were doing dishes then I can cook more breakfast.
Posted on 1/2/21 at 8:46 pm to mmmmmbeeer
quote:This is my fricking go to.
maybe you forgot you needed to go to Lowe's for a few hours.
“Baby the goddamn ______ is messing up, I’m gonna go grab some tools, I’ll back in an hour or so”
Posted on 1/2/21 at 8:50 pm to Booyow
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Sounds rapey
Naw, she's a ginger so it takes an elephant dose of anesthesia to knock her out.
She is back to her chill self again. Thank you Lord Xanax!!
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