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Wife just told me the lesbian wedding we were attending is now a transexual wedding-AMA

Posted on 5/2/21 at 9:08 pm
Posted by BamaCoaster
God's Gulf
Member since Apr 2016
5270 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 9:08 pm
Course, I said zero percent chance I’m attending. 18 month old is supposed to be a ring bearer. I also axed that. Wedding is in 2022, and they are close family friends who she (wife) grew up with and vacationed with. Very well to do family. Parents of the bride/groom/whatever are my child’s godparents.
Wedding is taking place in lower Alabama.

I consider myself a humanist, but this whole issue is such a mindfrick, I can’t wrap my head around it. Wife outwardly disagrees with me, but I think internally agrees. Told her I’d take all the blame, and have anyone who questions me removing my son and I from the ceremony to holler.
This post was edited on 5/2/21 at 9:09 pm
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 5/2/21 at 9:08 pm to
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BamaCoaster
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Wife


Pics of your sister?
Posted by HeadSlash
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Member since Aug 2006
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Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
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Posted on 5/2/21 at 9:09 pm to
All I have to say is see my sig below. And get a really colorful, flashy gift!
Posted by ZIGG
Member since Dec 2016
10135 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 9:10 pm to
"transexual" is nothing more than make-believe nonsense.

it's absolutely pathetic that many in society are enabling this mental disorder.
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21319 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 9:10 pm to
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BamaCoaster


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Wedding is taking place in lower Alabama.


Checks out.
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 9:10 pm to
Loosen up. Enjoy yourself. Have fun.

Edit: Am I the only one who just doesn’t like attending weddings, period? Both sets of my grandparents got hitched at the county courthouse in Mississippi. Over and done with in 10 minutes.
This post was edited on 5/2/21 at 9:14 pm
Posted by BamaCoaster
God's Gulf
Member since Apr 2016
5270 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 9:10 pm to
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Splackavellie


I’m from southern Louisiana.
Left LA by choice after college.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55480 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 9:10 pm to
Did one of them get a frankenpenis, or did someone get their dick removed? It's so hard to tell what is what without context.

Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16867 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 9:11 pm to
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Wife just told me the lesbian wedding we were attending is now a transexual wedding-AMA



Is it really a lesbian wedding then?

Considering all the weird incest crap that goes on in Alabama, this really isn't really worth making fun of IMO.
This post was edited on 5/2/21 at 9:13 pm
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 9:12 pm to
How do you feel about the Saints draft?

Eta: WTF? Not even gonna answer my question?

Eta2: frick your wedding invite, I hope you get gang raped by the bride/groom bridesmaids/groomsmen, binary transvestites

Eta3: You little bitch, you said AMA, I take this shite seriously!! Don’t start an AMA thread if you aren’t going to answer ALL questions!!
This post was edited on 5/2/21 at 9:33 pm
Posted by BamaCoaster
God's Gulf
Member since Apr 2016
5270 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 9:12 pm to
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Did one of them get a frankenpenis, or did someone get their dick removed? It's so hard to tell what is what without context.


That was like the 8th question I asked.
Apparently, she is starting with the “top” surgery. I asked wtf that was. Apparently, removing breasts. Maybe lower surgery coming later.
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
17886 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 9:13 pm to
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removing my son and I


Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32653 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 9:14 pm to
You should go with a strap on mounted on your forehead
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55480 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 9:15 pm to
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Apparently, she is starting with the “top” surgery. I asked wtf that was. Apparently, removing breasts. Maybe lower surgery coming later.



From what I understand, most of both parties only get top surgery done. So the ladies don't get dicks and the dudes keep theirs, they just kind of surprise you with what they have got.
This post was edited on 5/2/21 at 9:16 pm
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80229 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 9:16 pm to
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AMA


Ok. Why...just...WHY?
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
8160 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 9:16 pm to
I actually think I would prefer this wedding to a regular wedding. But I prefer parking lot carnivals over theme parks so what the hell do I know.
Posted by BamaCoaster
God's Gulf
Member since Apr 2016
5270 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 9:16 pm to
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From what I understand, most of both parties only get top surgery done. So the ladies don't get dicks and the dudes keep theirs, they just kind of surprise you with what they have got.


Everything about this is so strange.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 5/2/21 at 9:16 pm to
I bet they serve pigs in the blanket..
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65701 posts
Posted on 5/2/21 at 9:17 pm to
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Did one of them get a frankenpenis, or did someone get their dick removed? It's so hard to tell what is what without context.
You sure care a lot about this….one might think you were considering some related behavior?

Interesting insight into your mindset.

I am blessed with a wonderful intellect (he admitted modestly) but I have never cared to ask for or been the least bit curious about any gory transexual details.
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