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Wife crashes her own funeral
Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:31 pm
Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:31 pm
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You would think she could have come up with something better than "surprise!"
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“Surprise! I’m still alive!” she replied.
Far from being elated, the man looked terrified. Five days earlier, he had ordered a team of hit men to kill Rukundo, his partner of 10 years. And they did — well, they told him they did. They even got him to pay an extra few thousand dollars for carrying out the crime.
You would think she could have come up with something better than "surprise!"
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:37 pm to ZBeaux10
Like this
Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:39 pm to ZBeaux10
If you're going to hire a hitman don't bargain shop.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:46 pm to ZBeaux10
so who was in the casket?
Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:57 pm to TheAlmightySmash
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so who was in the casket?
Suze
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:00 pm to Anonymous95
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so who was in the casket?
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Anonymous95
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:03 pm to TheAlmightySmash
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so who was in the casket?
LOST flashback
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:08 pm to ZBeaux10
Would not crash. Would come back and murder SO in their sleep. You are already dead. No traces. Go get another identity.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:15 pm to Anonymous95
Posted on 2/5/16 at 4:21 pm to tigersownall
Dude that would be a hell of a lifetime movie.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 5:12 pm to ZBeaux10
Can you sue a hit man for malpractice?
Posted on 2/5/16 at 5:16 pm to TheAlmightySmash
quote:Ronnie Lamarque's Rolex?
so who was in the casket?
Orlando Sentinel Link
This post was edited on 2/5/16 at 5:19 pm
Posted on 2/5/16 at 5:47 pm to ZBeaux10
They just let the hitmen keep the money?
Posted on 2/5/16 at 5:53 pm to tigerskin
This sounds like something out of a movie 
Posted on 2/5/16 at 5:57 pm to TheAlmightySmash
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so who was in the casket?
Posted on 2/5/16 at 6:11 pm to ZBeaux10
Would rob banks and off the a-hole that tried to have me killed. Seriously who's going to put a dead person as a suspect
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