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re: Wife caught me beatin off a day after we had sex
Posted on 1/3/19 at 9:21 pm to Clark W Griswold
Posted on 1/3/19 at 9:21 pm to Clark W Griswold
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Your wife seems like a bitch. Mine asks me when I last jerked off and I tell her. She usually blows me several days in a row to keep me from doing it. So basically it makes her want to do things to me more.
Easy to see why you put a ring on it.
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Posted on 1/3/19 at 9:22 pm to mikelbr
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Go on (grabbing ma lube).
Like a fricking moth to a flame
Posted on 1/3/19 at 9:23 pm to 13SaintTiger
I JO in front of my girlfriend all the damn time.
No big deal.
No big deal.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 9:24 pm to 13SaintTiger
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She’s pretty upset. This is the second time. I feel bad that I hurt her feelings, she’s probably mentally fricked too. Guess I’ll be in the dog house for awhile
You must be a newlywed. Don’t worry though. It gets better. Once you’ve been together a few years she’ll come to realize you beating your meat doesn’t have anything to do with her not satisfying you. Hell, I’ve beem married going on 22 years and my wife and I have regular conversations about when we rub one out.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 9:24 pm to 13SaintTiger
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What kinda porn were you watching?
None. Was in the shower thinking about my wife
Horse. shite.
Dude, if you wife is pissed you were rubbing one out in the shower, pornless, you might need to reconsider this entire marriage.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 9:26 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
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I JO in front of my girlfriend all the damn time.
No big deal.
Can I watch?
Posted on 1/3/19 at 9:26 pm to mikelbr
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Can I watch?
Afterwards can we talk about it?
Posted on 1/3/19 at 9:27 pm to LCA131
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Afterwards can we talk about it?
FaceTime and you can watch too
Posted on 1/3/19 at 9:28 pm to OweO
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You should of told her that if she doesn't keep her mouth shut, you would rub it out in her mouth.
What. The. frick.
This sound like a comeback an 8-yewr old would holler after getting a kill on Call of Duty.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 9:29 pm to slackster
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What. The. frick.
This sound like a comeback an 8-yewr old would holler after getting a kill on Call of Duty.
I tell mine that all the time when she goes to sleep during.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 9:31 pm to Ipissexcellence
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First few times I got caught my wife said I had that deer in the headlights look. Now when she walks in I don’t miss a stroke. She can leave, watch or join it’s up to her.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 9:33 pm to 13SaintTiger
quote:make her tell you no
Wife caught me beatin off a day after we had sex
Also tell her she will need to do all the work since you're tired from yesterday
Posted on 1/3/19 at 9:34 pm to Cdawg
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yeah rookies. Sometimes when I watch porn, I put my hoodie on so I feel creepier.
I legit lol’d at this. That’s hilarious
Posted on 1/3/19 at 9:39 pm to 13SaintTiger
yes she was and it took two shots to calm her down. but thanks for the anal sex
Posted on 1/3/19 at 9:42 pm to TDcline
Never once have I had to jo since I've been married. Sex and oral are legit. When its wet everytime then I dont mind waiting a few days to bust one if I have to.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 9:44 pm to iwyLSUiwy
Why is this anchored?
Posted on 1/3/19 at 9:45 pm to iwyLSUiwy
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waiting a few days to bust one if I have to.
How long have you been married? Sometimes I'd rather a quick fap than have to deal with another person
Posted on 1/3/19 at 9:46 pm to 13SaintTiger
Can’t get caught if you just tell her up front. Just tell her you going to handle your business, but if she wants to help it is very much appreciated. Then the ball is in her court.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 9:48 pm to UpToPar
Maybe the admins thought this thread was finished
Posted on 1/3/19 at 9:49 pm to madamsquirrel
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Maybe the admins thought this thread was finished
They know best... you got to hand it to them.
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