re: Wife and I are pregnant

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Also, I say WE are pregnant because: 1) it'll be me taking the brunt of her hormonal lashing outs, 2) I'll be making the midnight drives for cravings, 3) it's my damned baby I'm helping by housing the mother so she can make the baby, and 4) it psychologically puts one in the mindset of being involved--this is my child, too, I have a say in their life, I am contributing, and I'm not a sperm donor who abandons their family, meaning yes damnit I am both affected and involved. "We" are pregnant because I am the got dang pater familias.

It's my wife and I together. We are a team. We shall raise our children. She and I together. A shield against the culture war.

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Yea thats all fine and good, but as a father of 3 who has already driven that road, YOU are in fact NOT pregnant. Your wife is. That doesnt negate ANYTHING you said. They arent mutually exclusive. But again. YOU are NOT pregnant.

When those Braxton Hicks contractions stop, and the real thing gets going, tell your wife "WE are fine, and WE are ok, but WE need to push." and see what happens to your dumbass.

Both of you are pregnant? Do better when your kid is born. Using your new pregnant man emoji apple recently provided for you?

Pathetic

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Both of you? Is this a she/her couple? Is the father the same guy?

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Could be this guy, he’s game.