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re: Why is there a humming noise in my sofa?

Posted on 9/19/16 at 9:05 am to
Posted by yoga girl
Member since Dec 2015
3691 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 9:05 am to
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Check all of your plugs or your power strip. I've heard one of my phone chargers make a little noise when it was plugged in but not in use. It was a fast charger so it may have had some form of an amplifier in it. Then again, I know nothing about electronics, but still check that.


I'm going to go downstairs and unplug everything.

There is a small amp plugged in, as well as the stereo.

Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 9:07 am to
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ETA: I'm not sure who you call, but I'm getting someone to check out the sofa.




I actually check people's sofas as a side job.

What's your address?
Posted by MaHittaMaHitta
Member since May 2014
3193 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 9:08 am to
I bet you a dollar that solves your problem.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
21942 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 9:09 am to
Don't fall asleep. The sofa will consume you. Slowly at first, as to not wake you, but it will slowly increase its pace of consumption until when you wake up, you will discover to your horror that you cannot escape. You will become part of the sofa until there is no further trace of you. Your family will search and search for you in vain for years. Eventually, your furniture will be sold or given away, by which time you will have been completely digested by the sofa, and it will be ready to consume its next victim.

Don't let this happen. You need to burn the sofa. Kill it with fire.
Posted by yoga girl
Member since Dec 2015
3691 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 9:11 am to
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I bet you a dollar that solves your problem.


You lose. But, I'm going to unplug everything in the adjacent rooms including the kitchen.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 9:12 am to
Is there an ac vent anywhere around the sofa?
Posted by yoga girl
Member since Dec 2015
3691 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 9:15 am to
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Is there an ac vent anywhere around the sofa?


Yes
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 9:15 am to
Through the floor?
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
42775 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 9:17 am to
That happened once at my old hunting camp. Turns out there was a rattlesnake in the couch.
Posted by yoga girl
Member since Dec 2015
3691 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 9:18 am to
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Through the floor?


It is remotely possible. But, there is a lot of weight on the floor - the piano is a medium sized grand. I assume the weight would keep noise from traveling through the floor.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 9:21 am to
Is the vent through the floor?

Could just be a vibration when the chemtrail is flowing through your vents.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
82435 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 9:22 am to


And there it is
Posted by LSUaFOOL
Jackson, La
Member since Jan 2008
1864 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 9:28 am to
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I'm not sure who you call, but I'm getting someone to check out the sofa


I just so happen to be a sofa expert who specializes in humming/Vibrating sofas and mattresses. Shoot me an Gmail.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82923 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 9:29 am to
so the spraying is beginning to take affect
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 9:30 am to
H.A.R.P.
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
46134 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 9:32 am to
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You lose. But, I'm going to unplug everything in the adjacent rooms including the kitchen.


Why don't you turn off the breaker to the rooms in question...
Posted by MaHittaMaHitta
Member since May 2014
3193 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 9:35 am to
Post your address so I can send you the dollar.
Posted by yoga girl
Member since Dec 2015
3691 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 9:38 am to
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Why don't you turn off the breaker to the rooms in question...


If I shut everything off, can I turn the power off to the entire house without hurting anything?
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 9:38 am to
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Did your vibrator fall in the crease after you were finished?


This. Odds are 92%.
Posted by yoga girl
Member since Dec 2015
3691 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 9:41 am to
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This. Odds are 92%.


Odds are 0%. Anything along those lines I might have would plug into the wall.
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