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Why is Imodium so hard to get open?

Posted on 4/28/20 at 7:33 pm
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 4/28/20 at 7:33 pm
The world’s smallest pills in the world’s toughest blister pack.

Do they want you to shite in the floor?
This post was edited on 4/28/20 at 7:33 pm
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
26049 posts
Posted on 4/28/20 at 7:33 pm to
it is odd. the trick is to work at a corner until you get it
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
84689 posts
Posted on 4/28/20 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

it is odd. the trick is to work at a corner until you get it



And as the OP stated, you’re likely to shite all over the floor before that happens.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102193 posts
Posted on 4/28/20 at 7:34 pm to
Thoughts and prayers for your problem.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
49896 posts
Posted on 4/28/20 at 7:35 pm to
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 4/28/20 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

Thoughts and prayers for your problem


I need them.
2 solid days of arse water.
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 4/28/20 at 7:38 pm to
Use scissors, not pizza-scissors, but regular scissors.

Grab the sheet of blisters on the corner, and go for a slashing incision where the blister meets the sheet.

A 120 degree arc length cut will give you enough clearance to drop the pill out.
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
26049 posts
Posted on 4/28/20 at 7:38 pm to
i made the mistake and ate two bowls of cheerios this morning. i feel your pain
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 4/28/20 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

i made the mistake and ate two bowls of cheerios this morning. i feel your pain


You got a sense of it, but holler at me tomorrow night if you’re still going.
Posted by Drop4Loss
Birds Eye Of Deaf Valley
Member since Oct 2007
3967 posts
Posted on 4/28/20 at 7:55 pm to
Buy the pills in a bottle
Posted by speedosporter
God's Country
Member since Jul 2012
517 posts
Posted on 4/28/20 at 8:01 pm to
Sounds like you have woman strength or hands or both. No issues here. But at least you don’t have the Chinese virus, can eat at a restaurant and go to the beach.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 4/28/20 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

The world’s smallest pills in the world’s toughest blister pack.

Do they want you to shite in the floor?



You do realize you can buy Imodium pills in a bottle
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
84689 posts
Posted on 4/28/20 at 8:04 pm to
quote:

2 solid days of arse water.


Ouch. That’ll just wear you down to nothing. You have my sympathy.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
84689 posts
Posted on 4/28/20 at 8:05 pm to
quote:

You do realize you can buy Imodium pills in a bottle


Honestly, I’ve never seen that. Just the liquid in a bottle.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 4/28/20 at 8:10 pm to
Yeah they’re aren’t everywhere but if you can find them grab as many as you can. Some bottles have the little pills and some have the big ones. But much better than those little plastic containers bullshite
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9347 posts
Posted on 4/28/20 at 8:31 pm to
Ate about 20 pounds of crawfish and drank about 9 Bud Heavies last weekend. I was in the same boat for over a day.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
22652 posts
Posted on 4/28/20 at 8:45 pm to
quote:

Why is Imodium so hard to get open?


"Making that shite hard. Immodium."
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 4/28/20 at 8:54 pm to
Because knowing you shite your pants trying to get that open is pleasing to the manufacturer.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18192 posts
Posted on 4/28/20 at 8:57 pm to
Had diarrhea for like 4-5 days one time on and off. Went through a box of Imodium almost. The only thing that stopped it was pepto. God bless that pink mint liquid
Posted by ugastreaker
South Ga
Member since Jun 2015
4227 posts
Posted on 4/28/20 at 9:01 pm to
Are you serious? A pocket knife...cut along side the pill...and your shitty problems are over.

Are you really that beta you had to come to TD to open a blister pack? Dear God...there is no hope for the future.
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