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Why don't vultures consider moving the roadkill to the side of the road?
Posted on 11/8/16 at 3:40 pm
Posted on 11/8/16 at 3:40 pm
Seems like a lot less of a hassle.
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Posted on 11/8/16 at 3:41 pm to S
uh, they do.
Posted on 11/8/16 at 3:41 pm to S
Same reason hood rats sell cds in front of stores instead of getting a job!
Posted on 11/8/16 at 3:42 pm to S
Write a formal letter to one. Bump when you get a response.
Posted on 11/8/16 at 3:43 pm to S
Same reasons thugs jump suspiciously from porch to porch wearing hoodies in a patrolled neighborhood
Posted on 11/8/16 at 3:50 pm to S
They have come to realize that by leaving it there they can get a HIIT workout while they dine.
Posted on 11/8/16 at 3:52 pm to S
ever heard the term "bird brain"?
Posted on 11/8/16 at 3:54 pm to S
they're not that smart
Posted on 11/8/16 at 3:54 pm to S
theyre keeping the earth clean. drive in the other lane
Posted on 11/8/16 at 3:55 pm to Brosef Stalin
this is a dumb thread. i always see soul chickens dragging kill to the side of the road then the whole gang descends on it in the grass. the only time roadkill is left in the road is when its smushed beyond the ability of the birds to drag to the side.
Posted on 11/8/16 at 3:57 pm to S
The road keeps the road kill warmer and cleaner than the side of the road. I assume they did a risk/reward assessment thus the answer to the question you ponder.
This post was edited on 11/8/16 at 3:58 pm
Posted on 11/8/16 at 3:59 pm to S
great question
Posted on 11/8/16 at 4:00 pm to CAD703X
Crows are the only birds that are smarter.
They never forget a thing.
They never forget a thing.
Posted on 11/8/16 at 4:00 pm to S
They have a brain the size of a kernel of corn.
Judging by your question, vultures are already smarter than you.
Judging by your question, vultures are already smarter than you.
Posted on 11/8/16 at 4:01 pm to Rebel
It's not the size.
They use more of their brain than the OP.
They use more of their brain than the OP.
Posted on 11/8/16 at 4:02 pm to Rebel
I have a cdl me
Posted on 11/8/16 at 4:04 pm to S
If they leave it in the road, the slower vultures will get run over, providing food for the smarter ones who then move the carcasses
Posted on 11/8/16 at 4:42 pm to S
Topics like this is why I love the OT
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