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Why don't Alabama and Florida get live mascots too?

Posted on 6/14/16 at 6:32 pm
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 6/14/16 at 6:32 pm
Alabama could get a group of 3 Indian Elephants, and have a compound like the Audubon or Br zoo.

Florida definitely could get a live gator
Posted by Womski
Squire Creek
Member since Aug 2011
2762 posts
Posted on 6/14/16 at 6:33 pm to
They are a pain in the arse.

That's why LSU isn't getting another tiger.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85514 posts
Posted on 6/14/16 at 6:33 pm to
I'm surprised Florida doesn't have a live alligator. I'm not surprised there's no elephants in Tuscaloosa.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 6/14/16 at 6:34 pm to
quote:

there's no elephants in Tuscaloosa.



You sure about that?

This post was edited on 6/14/16 at 6:36 pm
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70469 posts
Posted on 6/14/16 at 6:35 pm to
quote:

there's no elephants in Tuscaloosa.


You ever been to the walmart there?
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 6/14/16 at 6:35 pm to
quote:

Why don't Alabama and Florida get live mascots too?

Let me call the University Presidents and I'll let you know what they say
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22814 posts
Posted on 6/14/16 at 6:35 pm to
People would flip out over elephants. I mean they made the circus get rid of all theirs.
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
19628 posts
Posted on 6/14/16 at 6:38 pm to
A gator is boring and would be useless. PETA would be all over BAMA for giving an elephant a 5 million dollar home. They rather have some Africans poach him for a Chinese afrodesiac than live in luxury in Tuscaloosa.
This post was edited on 6/14/16 at 6:39 pm
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18793 posts
Posted on 6/14/16 at 6:42 pm to
Bama tried elephants many years ago but it didn't work out. Problem was, the elephants kept losing their tusks. That's because in Alabama, the Tuscaloosa.





sorry...
This post was edited on 6/14/16 at 6:43 pm
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
91793 posts
Posted on 6/14/16 at 6:42 pm to
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106047 posts
Posted on 6/14/16 at 6:43 pm to
I think Bama did have a live elephant many years go.
Posted by vilma4prez
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6694 posts
Posted on 6/14/16 at 6:43 pm to
Oof...

Marx brothers joke?
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18793 posts
Posted on 6/14/16 at 6:46 pm to
quote:

Marx brothers joke?
Yes. From Animal Crackers.
Posted by roadGator
DeBoar’s dome
Member since Feb 2009
159327 posts
Posted on 6/14/16 at 6:49 pm to
We have many live alligators on campus.

The last time we caged one FSU students killed it.

Here they are at night.

This post was edited on 6/14/16 at 6:52 pm
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132620 posts
Posted on 6/14/16 at 6:51 pm to
Florida has a lake with a bunch of gators in it
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25239 posts
Posted on 6/14/16 at 6:53 pm to
I thought Florida had a gator on campus.

Elephants roam. Pretty much any topper of enclosure sucks. I'd be better than a circus cage, but it just doesn't make sense with limited campus space. And if it were just for game days, with an off campus habitat, who would clean the shite off the sidelines?
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25239 posts
Posted on 6/14/16 at 6:56 pm to
I think the gators need to put this guy in the habitat



All the SJWs on campus could scream at him for having white privilege.
Posted by Kankles
Member since Dec 2012
6168 posts
Posted on 6/14/16 at 6:59 pm to
I feel like having your kid fall in the live macot's habitat would be a badge of honor for bama fans
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
73499 posts
Posted on 6/14/16 at 7:04 pm to
Alabama used a live mascot for Mobile games through the 1950s. There was a fraternity that used to have one for homecoming. I believe that was banned in the 1980s.
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
39043 posts
Posted on 6/14/16 at 7:10 pm to
What would Alabama have a used tampon?
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