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re: Why does the word moist disgust every woman?

Posted on 4/16/16 at 7:53 pm to
Posted by chongo
Member since Oct 2014
199 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 7:53 pm to
I didn't peg you as the type to binge watch Netflix.
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
25123 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 7:54 pm to
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How does "baby batter" strike you?


right in her kisser
Posted by 62Tigerfan
Member since Sep 2015
5379 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 7:54 pm to
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Never heard the word "seed" used for semen.


"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase"- H.I. McDunnough, Raising Arizona (1987)
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18134 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 7:56 pm to
"Seed" came about as a joke and it made me cringe. I thought it was funny bc I knew ppl who hated words like pussy, moist, panties, etc. and I never got it. But then the joke of "putting my seed in a girl" came about (pun?) and it made my skin crawl. Because I think being preggo is gross. So, my friend hates panties (they get in the way, I assume) and girls who hate moist must be dry as frick. All said in a joking manner.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 7:57 pm to
i just can't imagine a person living in modern society trying to talk sexy with the word seed
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59571 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 7:58 pm to
You never had a woman say " Pop dat seed in my mouth?"



Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 7:59 pm to
nope. and i've talked dirty a LOT in my life (over-compensation for so many e-friends)
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79805 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 7:59 pm to
I did tell the wife I was gonna "spray dem guts"

About the reaction I expected
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198019 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 8:01 pm to
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I did tell the wife I was gonna "spray dem guts" About the reaction I expected
she yelled my name again didn't she ?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 8:01 pm to
well spray guts is completely different
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18134 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 8:02 pm to
SFP that is why it was a joke. It is the most unsexy word ever. At least moist implies a woman is very aroused. Seed turns sex in to a couple who is trying to have a baby and is scheduling it and predetermining the position just to reproduce.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59571 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 8:03 pm to
When I get done, I always say looks like it's gonna be a good crop this year


Honestly I never heard that shite before
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 8:04 pm to
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At least moist implies a woman is very aroused.

very aroused? i'd say that's a shoddy effort on his part if that's how wet she is
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18134 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 8:08 pm to
Haha, you are right. Normal women don't even know why artificial lubrication exists.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79805 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 8:10 pm to
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she yelled my name again didn't she ?


Only when you kill the hydrangeas
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 8:11 pm to
One person said it was disgusting and it became a trend.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59571 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 8:12 pm to
Now here we have the difference between a man and woman on a sexual topic.

Guys: I jeezd, came, shot da baby batter, sprayed dem guts etc.

Ladies: seed, artificial lubrication, etc.



Liz thanks for the feedback on the ladies side though
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:05 pm to

It doesn't.
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