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Why does delivery pizza take longer than thirty minutes?
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:36 pm
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:36 pm
It was expected for years.
Thirty minutes was the standard.
Now it's 50 minutes an hour and a half.
frick. It's pizza.
Thirty minutes was the standard.
Now it's 50 minutes an hour and a half.
frick. It's pizza.
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:37 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Go to Papa Murphy’s. Take and bake at home.
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:38 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Do you want to deliver pizza for $7/hr?
Exactly.
Exactly.
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:38 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
You could carry out, ya lazy frick.
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:38 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
it obviously depends on call volume at the time
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:38 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
You sound like a lazy fatass.
Go pick it up you bum.
Better yet go eat a salad instead.
Go pick it up you bum.
Better yet go eat a salad instead.
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:38 pm to Paul Allen
I prefer bake and wait. I've still yet to conquer Mushroom City on MK Double Dash.
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:38 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Fwiw, the Walmart brand pizza that you bake at home is very good and very cheap.
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:39 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
First world problems.
Y'all need to learn how to cook.
Y'all need to learn how to cook.
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:40 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
I hope your fat lazy as gets through this rough stuff in your life
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:40 pm to ThatMakesSense
The OT has ruled delivery pizza TRASHY.
The OT has also ruled delivery pizza ONLY FOR frickING LAZY FATASSES.
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The OT has also ruled delivery pizza ONLY FOR frickING LAZY FATASSES.
This service sponsored by Chicken
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:40 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
HEB will deliver alcohol to me in less than 1 hour with the Favor App.
ETA Fo free.
ETA Fo free.
This post was edited on 7/24/18 at 6:41 pm
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:41 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Nah, the fricking people that work there are lazy. Why is pizza delivery a 100% longer than it was in the 90s?
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:41 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Insurance purposes, idiot.
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:42 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
quote:
Nah, the fricking people that work there are lazy.
Says the guy who won’t get off his arse and pick up his own pizza.
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:43 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Lawsuits put an end to it. But I’m ok with waiting a little longer for my pizza so nobody gets killed.
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:44 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
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Nah, the fricking people that work there are lazy. Why is pizza delivery a 100% longer than it was in the 90s?
The problem is lax pizzaeria security, so the drivers are back there getting fat helping themselves to free mozzarella and sausage
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:45 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Walk your fatass to your car and go pick it up.
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:45 pm to Eightballjacket
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The problem is lax pizzaeria security, so the drivers are back there getting fat helping themselves to free mozzarella and sausage
Nahhh. In HS we would take turns doing a 'mess up' pizza...just throw one random topping on an otherwise ordinary pizza, presto. Free fricking pizza for everyone to enjoy.
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:46 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Because you aren't the only customer
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