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Why does delivery pizza take longer than thirty minutes?

Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:36 pm
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Waltzing Between the Raindrops
Member since Oct 2007
24854 posts
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:36 pm
It was expected for years.

Thirty minutes was the standard.

Now it's 50 minutes an hour and a half.

frick. It's pizza.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78665 posts
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:37 pm to
Go to Papa Murphy’s. Take and bake at home.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91873 posts
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:38 pm to
Do you want to deliver pizza for $7/hr?

Exactly.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:38 pm to
You could carry out, ya lazy frick.
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40525 posts
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:38 pm to
it obviously depends on call volume at the time
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14912 posts
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:38 pm to
You sound like a lazy fatass.

Go pick it up you bum.

Better yet go eat a salad instead.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:38 pm to
I prefer bake and wait. I've still yet to conquer Mushroom City on MK Double Dash.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91873 posts
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:38 pm to
Fwiw, the Walmart brand pizza that you bake at home is very good and very cheap.
Posted by UnAnon
Breaux Bridge
Member since Sep 2013
6616 posts
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:39 pm to
First world problems.

Y'all need to learn how to cook.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61784 posts
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:40 pm to
I hope your fat lazy as gets through this rough stuff in your life
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52849 posts
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:40 pm to
The OT has ruled delivery pizza TRASHY.

The OT has also ruled delivery pizza ONLY FOR frickING LAZY FATASSES.

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Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:40 pm to
HEB will deliver alcohol to me in less than 1 hour with the Favor App.

ETA Fo free.
This post was edited on 7/24/18 at 6:41 pm
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Waltzing Between the Raindrops
Member since Oct 2007
24854 posts
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:41 pm to
Nah, the fricking people that work there are lazy. Why is pizza delivery a 100% longer than it was in the 90s?
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:41 pm to
Insurance purposes, idiot.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:42 pm to
quote:

Nah, the fricking people that work there are lazy.


Says the guy who won’t get off his arse and pick up his own pizza.
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
21951 posts
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:43 pm to
Lawsuits put an end to it. But I’m ok with waiting a little longer for my pizza so nobody gets killed.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8090 posts
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:44 pm to
quote:

Nah, the fricking people that work there are lazy. Why is pizza delivery a 100% longer than it was in the 90s?

The problem is lax pizzaeria security, so the drivers are back there getting fat helping themselves to free mozzarella and sausage
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:45 pm to
Walk your fatass to your car and go pick it up.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:45 pm to
quote:

The problem is lax pizzaeria security, so the drivers are back there getting fat helping themselves to free mozzarella and sausage


Nahhh. In HS we would take turns doing a 'mess up' pizza...just throw one random topping on an otherwise ordinary pizza, presto. Free fricking pizza for everyone to enjoy.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39239 posts
Posted on 7/24/18 at 6:46 pm to
Because you aren't the only customer
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