re: Why do women think it’s cute/funny to be bad drivers?

I don't think I'm being cute/funny.

I just know I SUCK at parallel parking.

Otherwise I'm not a horrible driver...just not as aggressive a driver as most men are.

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I'll add to the list

- "I'm real!"
- "I speak my mind!"

Both red flag phrases that translate to, "I'm an insufferable twat who will nag incessantly until your dick shrivels up inside you for all eternity"

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My wife loves to watch married at first sight, and I'll admit I occasionally enjoy watching human dumpster fires. At some point all of the desperate women on this show will say one of the above phrases before it becomes abundantly clear why they are desperate enough to sign up for this shite.

To be fair I am a good driver.. I just thought it was funny. I've never had 1 speeding ticket or any other run in with the law.. just a bad decision I got caught for one time. I had driven trashed many times before that obviously. I drove to visit a friend of mine in Maryland drunk once. Left at 12 AM and got there around 8 AM.

Girl that I dated called once to say she was dropping her car off at the shop and needed me to pick her up. It had been making loud noises all week when she turned but she couldn’t pinpoint where the sounds were located. So naturally, according to her, her vehicle would inevitably blow up at some point.

She gets to the shop, they ask if they can drive it around the lot while she waits inside to try to hear what she was hearing. Walk in after a couple of minutes and told her the issue was fixed, and handed her the ceramic coffee mug she was whining about losing. She had put the mug on her roof inside the ski rack and it was rolling around all week. Don’t think I’d be able to go back to that body shop after that