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re: Why do women have to be around a bunch of people????

Posted on 7/4/16 at 11:52 am to
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
10253 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 11:52 am to
How else could she post selfies to Facebook?
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
53012 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 11:52 am to
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The people around you may be family and friends. But that little thing in your pocket, well, it's both.


Truth. My penis is my best friend.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18563 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 11:53 am to
Easier for her to find an orgy while you're not paying attention
Posted by Nativebullet
Plano, TX
Member since Feb 2011
5171 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 11:55 am to
i understand your pain. my old lady is the same damn way. we have done something with "friends" on Saturday and Sunday and she was planning the same for today.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59570 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 11:57 am to
Roger these millennials got it made with these phones I mean the struggle was real back in the day to watch some porn without the wife or gf finding out.
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4821 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 11:58 am to
How many times a year does she go out to the lake. If you guys are regs then she considers it her party and she wants to be there on the big days. If she only makes big days then she wants to be sure plenty of guys see her in a bikini.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 11:58 am to
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Kinda like a floating man cave.

doing it completely wrong
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 12:02 pm to
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Roger these millennials got it made with these phones I mean the struggle was real back in the day to watch some porn without the wife or gf finding ou


Damn VCR's were loud and slow.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59570 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 12:02 pm to
Explain? I mean I need my man alone time. I can fish, boat ride, look at other men's womens tits,etc. Help a brother out here
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 12:05 pm to
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Explain? I mean I need my man alone time. I can fish, boat ride, look at other men's womens tits,etc. Help a brother out here

the whole purpose of a boat(unless it's a bass boat,) is to get the womenz out on it, boats make them want to take their clothes off and do wild shite


:bass boat can actually work too
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59570 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 12:13 pm to
How Bout that dial up Internet at 1 am in the morning

Sounded like a 747 taking off
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 12:14 pm to
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How Bout that dial up Internet at 1 am in the morning

Sounded like a 747 taking off


And took up to 5 minutes for a picture to load. Forget videos.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59570 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 12:14 pm to
Yeah but if you are married or have long time gf you don't want to see them naked. Strange on the water works best for me
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 12:15 pm to
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Yeah but if you are married or have long time gf you don't want to see them naked. Strange on the water works best for me



copy that
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40491 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 12:19 pm to
Sorry she doesn't wanna be around you..
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59570 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 12:20 pm to
Better have that sports page loaded ready to click over when you heard footsteps also. I mean it was like playing Russian roulette back in the day.


Eta: you were fricked if the porn page froze up on the screen
This post was edited on 7/4/16 at 12:22 pm
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 12:21 pm to
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Better have that sports page loaded ready to click over when you heard footsteps also. I mean it was like playing Russian roulette back in the day.


That was the default defensive technique. Couldn't risk closing the browser when you're 2 minutes into a 5 minute download.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 12:23 pm to
My wife hates people with the exception of our close friends and we never go out.

You chose poorly.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25239 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 12:25 pm to
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My wife hates people with the exception of our close friends and we never go out.

You chose poorly.


Sounds more like she chose poorly.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59570 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 12:27 pm to


How about trying to widen your shoulders so the computer screen couldn't be seen from a distance. Never knew when the SO would try the ole pearl harbor.
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