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Why do scorpions exist?

Posted on 8/18/19 at 2:50 am
Posted by WestCoastAg
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Posted on 8/18/19 at 2:50 am
How did a crab, a spider, and a bee get their threeway started?
Posted by SEClint
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Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 8/18/19 at 3:02 am to
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Why do scorpions exist?




..vengeance
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 8/18/19 at 3:07 am to
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Why do scorpions exist?


Because you touch yourself at night
Posted by FightingTigers138
In your thoughts
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Posted on 8/18/19 at 3:12 am to
I got a post review notice yesterday, so im assuming you got the same for this thread.

If not,....then the admins can go frick themselves.
Posted by WestCoastAg
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Posted on 8/18/19 at 3:17 am to
Wow, rude
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 8/18/19 at 3:17 am to
It's their nature
Posted by tidalmouse
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Posted on 8/18/19 at 4:42 am to
The Insect World(I'm putting Scorpions,Spiders,Bees,etc. under the umbrella term of Insect) has some of weirdest looking creatures.

Stan Lee couldn't have come up with what Nature has.



oh,and...


Posted by toesinthesand
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Posted on 8/18/19 at 6:00 am to
To rock you like a hurricane
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17302 posts
Posted on 8/18/19 at 6:09 am to
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How did a crab, a spider, and a bee get their threeway started?


Typically there is alcohol involved. At least, that's how I understand most 3ways begin. FFM for the win.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 8/18/19 at 7:04 am to
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Typically there is alcohol involved. At least, that's how I understand most 3ways begin. FFM for the win.
You’re lyxdexic, the correct answer will always be MFF.

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Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260510 posts
Posted on 8/18/19 at 7:10 am to
Wise man said just walk this way
To the dawn of the light
The wind will blow into your face
As the years pass you by
Hear this voice from deep inside
It's the call of your heart
Close your eyes and you will find
Passage out of the dark
Posted by hubertcumberdale
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 8/18/19 at 7:12 am to
Bc they fill an evolutionary niche
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 8/18/19 at 7:24 am to
Those big ones are beyond horrifying.



Posted by Bayou
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Posted on 8/18/19 at 7:34 am to
I just found a dead one in the bathroom this morning. My spray working like a charm.
Posted by LouisianaLonghorn
Austin, Texas
Member since Jan 2006
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Posted on 8/18/19 at 7:51 am to
Scorpions aren’t insects.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
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Posted on 8/18/19 at 8:09 am to
My brother told me he thinks insects came from another planet.

He's not usually one for crackpot ideas, so there might be something to that.
Posted by stapuffmarshy
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Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 8/18/19 at 8:41 am to
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insects came from another planet.


Uh duh


Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129003 posts
Posted on 8/18/19 at 8:52 am to
quote:

I just found a dead one in the bathroom this morning. My spray working like a charm.




I've been in AZ since 2005. I've never seen a scorpion at any of the places I've lived at or on any of my hikes over the years. Not even the apartment I lived in Sabino Canyon in Tucson that had lots of javelinas and jackrabbits that hung out on the apartment grounds.

That said...those little frickers still creep me out big time and I still shake out tennis shoes and boots before I put them in...just in case. I think I would pee my pants if one actually stung me(I hear it hurts bad when stung).

Anything that looks like this under a black light is pure evil...
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Posted by Bayou
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Posted on 8/18/19 at 9:46 am to
lsunurse, I went a long time without seeing one, too. The past couple years it seems like a lot. The East Valley has a lot due to so many new subdivisions built over former citrus orchards. Scorpions love those type areas. We're in Gilbert.
I'm using a product called Cy-Kick I mix and spray myself.
This post was edited on 8/18/19 at 9:48 am
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129003 posts
Posted on 8/18/19 at 9:48 am to
I have heard once you find them in your house(more than one)...it can be very difficult to get rid of them.

I'm terrified of spiders and I think scorpions freak me out more than spiders.
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