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Why do people wear fedoras?

Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:40 am
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
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Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:40 am
The make them look like tools.
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7269 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:40 am to
bottoms love fedoras.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65666 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:40 am to
to remove any doubt of their gayness
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
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25544 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:43 am to
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:44 am to
First, it's not a fedora, it's a trilby.

Second, it's a gentleman's hat and it helps women identify who the real gentleman are.

Third, my trilby exudes more class and sophistication than your J. Crew jeans and Patagonia zip-ups could ever hope for. You're a child.

Fifth, it shows that I'm just generally more intelligent and intellectual than you sheep.

Plus I got it for free when I purchased my fingerless gloves.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19493 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:44 am to
I wear one to keep rain off my head.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:46 am to
quote:

First, it's not a fedora, it's a trilby.

Second, it's a gentleman's hat and it helps women identify who the real gentleman are.

Third, my trilby exudes more class and sophistication than your J. Crew jeans and Patagonia zip-ups could ever hope for. You're a child.

Fifth, it shows that I'm just generally more intelligent and intellectual than you sheep.

Plus I got it for free when I purchased my fingerless gloves.


Your and idiot for making that mistake their. Worst then and idiot even.
This post was edited on 1/19/18 at 9:50 am
Posted by Steadyhands
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Member since May 2016
6761 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:47 am to
quote:

First, it's not a fedora, it's a trilby.

Second, it's a gentleman's hat and it helps women identify who the real gentleman are.

Third, my trilby exudes more class and sophistication than your J. Crew jeans and Patagonia zip-ups could ever hope for. You're a child.

Fifth, it shows that I'm just generally more intelligent and intellectual than you sheep.

Plus I got it for free when I purchased my fingerless gloves.


That's a lot of text to try and be funny. 4/10
Posted by monkeybutt
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:48 am to
Posted by tigamike
Member since Jun 2005
5113 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:49 am to
Because they are better than a flat bill snap-back
Posted by Steadyhands
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Member since May 2016
6761 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:49 am to
quote:

wear one to keep rain off my head.


If you're ghey enough to wear a fedora, you're ghey enough to wear an umbrella hat. So try again.
Posted by TheHarahanian
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Member since May 2017
19493 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:50 am to
Umbrella hat. And you’re calling others gay.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
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52907 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:51 am to
It looks classy

You probably aren't intelligent enough to understand
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:52 am to
I wish most men wore them like the old days. All that looked classy as frick. I love pictures of baseball games from back then.

Too bad only hipsters and try hards wear them these days.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58089 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:53 am to
To piss people like you off
Posted by Steadyhands
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Member since May 2016
6761 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:54 am to
Wouldn't wear either. An old man wearing a suit can pull off the fedora. A dude wearing casual clothes appears to be a stoner who hasn't accomplished anything in life. Shouldn't judge by appearances, but we all do to some degree.
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:54 am to
You need the matching Katana to go with it, right?
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19493 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:59 am to
quote:

wearing a suit can pull off the fedora


I have to dress nicely for work. If it’s raining I wear a fedora.

It’s not a hat for jeans and a t-shirt.
Posted by Hat Tricks
Member since Oct 2003
28611 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:59 am to
The make them look like tools

So does worrying about what other dudes are wearing.

And for the record, I wouldn't wear a fedora either.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:00 am to
So you can identify them as douchebags from a distance
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