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re: Why do people think Pyramids in Egypt are burial tombs

Posted on 2/7/20 at 2:57 am to
Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 2/7/20 at 2:57 am to
Most is missing or stolen, imho.

If you get off the beaten path near the Valleys of the Kings or Queens, you’ll find yourselves suddenly drawing the attention of pretty rough looking locals. Keep moving and the groups watching you change.

Centuries of tomb-robbing families guarding their livelihoods. Family secrets they’ll protect. It’s pretty eerie.

Some portion that doesn’t fit the tomb narrative, is withheld. With some study, you’ll find plenty that doesn’t jive with official Egyptologist party line.


ETA: These locals will approach you to sell stuff they found. Some is legit like some Ptolemaic coins I’ve bought. Some is old sewer pipe pieces that were made with linen embedded in the clay for some reason.

They’ll paint and glaze some hieroglyphics on them and tell you they came from Queen Hatsupsheps mummy and we’ll sell it for $100.

I’m no fool though, I haggled down to $25. Found the same stuff in the market place for a few bucks over the next few days.
This post was edited on 2/7/20 at 3:06 am
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 3:23 am to
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It’s really the most ridiculous theory ever. There is literally no fricking credible evidence at all that these were burial tombs for Pharaohs. We don’t really know who built them, when they were actually built, how they were built or what they were used for. But it’s as more likely that they were literally anything than burial chambers, as not one single piece of evidence inside the pyramids supports this.


This post is literally really most likely the single most ridiculous like, ever.



Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
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Posted on 2/7/20 at 4:43 am to



you will probably get a lot of ridicule for this post
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 5:31 am to
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Oh damn, OP done went and started stumbling down the Randal Carlson Graham Hancock hole


Randol Carlson is more level headed and makes more sense. Graham Hancock takes psychedelics way to serious.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 5:34 am to
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suggest sex, politics, or religion for troll topics. pre-historic takes don't play quite as well.


I dunno, I'm enjoying this.
Posted by mofungoo
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2012
4583 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 6:35 am to
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scientific support and actual evidence to support it

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The electric power plant theory



Posted by LarryDavid
Los Angeles
Member since Sep 2010
4207 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 7:37 am to
They were where they used to gamble. Still one left. Luxor Hotel & Casino. Terrible odds though. Better to go up the strip to Fremont. Back then they didn't have the Deuce bus to take you around like they do in the desert now. Quite the beam of light. Can't miss it.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 7:39 am to
L ron Hubbard helped build these burial tombs with his spaceship you stupid idiot.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59347 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 7:43 am to
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TutHillTiger


Posted by TrueBaldPate
BR
Member since Dec 2019
982 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 7:52 am to
Uhmmmm. Never mind don’t have time
Posted by TiketheMiger
Member since Oct 2011
1517 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:03 am to
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We don’t really know who built them,

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when they were actually built,

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how they were built

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what they were used for.


If only there was an entire branch of archaeology dedicated to just trying to figure out Egyptian history maybe we would know some of these answers.

I propose we start that branch. I'm thinking of calling it Egyptology. I think it has a nice ring.

This post was edited on 2/7/20 at 8:03 am
Posted by jrobic4
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Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:04 am to
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Aliens


Shocked it took a page and a half for someone to post that meme
Posted by dtett
Jiggacity
Member since Oct 2018
565 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:23 am to
I'm kinda with you. I remember JRE had that guy that was saying that the sphinx is much older than we think. He may have been a hydrologist because he looked at the erosion on the sphinx and the timeline put forward by most academics doesn't fit the evidence. If that's the case, that may lend itself to the pyramids being much older than what most think.
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
10340 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:24 am to
Is your tinfoil too tight?
Posted by Puddenn32
In da LP
Member since Oct 2018
740 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:26 am to
I'm with ya buddy. No where in any hieroglyphics were any pharaohs depreciated being burred in Pyramids.

They found them already built and they thought, I'm gonna do some big dick shite and have my body burred in there.

Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103884 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:54 am to
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TutHillTiger



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Pyramids in Egypt



Checks out
Posted by Thracken13
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Member since Feb 2010
19015 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:04 am to
I take back what I said on the Saints board about you sucking there.....you, in fact, just overall suck on the site - so sorry for limiting you to just one board.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58629 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:23 am to
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Nope never ever ever happened. Pharaohs were almost all burned in Valley in the Kings


you need to brush up on your Egyptian history. The Valley of the kings was used in the 16th to 11th century BC. the great pyramid was build in the 26th BC
Posted by YouAre8Up
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Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:25 am to
Damn OP...... you're dumb.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:26 am to
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Tut


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