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re: Why do people on this board act like humans are the weakest creatures on earth?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 5:50 pm to OGtigerfan87
Posted on 2/20/19 at 5:50 pm to OGtigerfan87
But I still think my earlier question is a more interesting scenario. 1 male silverback vs a team of 5 NFL lineman+Brock Lesnar+Deontay Wilder in a death match. Is that enough man power?
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Posted on 2/20/19 at 5:51 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Reading the Mike Tyson thread and whole true Mike would've got crushed by a gorilla there were people in the thread saying humans couldn't even beat a chimp. Seriously? Any adult Male human with any martial arts training would frick a chimp up.
You first champ.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 5:52 pm to OGtigerfan87
quote:they've already shown a clip of a chimp wrestling with an old 150 pound man and the guy walking away with a few scrapes and pretty nasty cuts but nothing closeto life threatening. I'm telling you man if someone who Is athletic, has good size, and knows martial arts jumps on a chimp it ain't ending well for the creature that is 4 feet tall and weighs a buck 20. That's science.
think it’s crazy to think 1 male human would kill 1 male chimp head up but it’s not because of strength. It would be because of biting and blood loss.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 5:59 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I don’t think it is as far fetched as some do but it would take the right scenario being a huge male like a nfl lineman level strength and it would have to start well
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:00 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
The real question is how much would you guys pay to watch Cormier fight a beast of a chimpanzee?
I'd put in $200.
I'd put in $200.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:01 pm to Salamander_Wilson
Start off with a middle sized chimp say 90 lbs as a warm up lol. Then let’s see how it goes
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 6:02 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:01 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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I'm telling you man if someone who Is athletic, has good size, and knows martial arts jumps on a chimp it ain't ending well for the creature that is 4 feet tall and weighs a buck 20. That's science.
That's the exact opposite of science. It's your opinion.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:03 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Hawgsincebirth what do your think of my gorilla scenario
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:06 pm to OGtigerfan87
Throw in the mountain from game of thrones and....mayyyybe?? It would be really hard for me to bet against a silver back. But then again if you just encircle him anand false charge him a bunch (kind of the way bay dogs do with hogs) you mihjy could tire him out before he jumped on someone. Humans do have 1 great trait and that's endurance. We have way more endurance than almost any other creature on earth
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:10 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I would like to think 6 elite athletes in the 320 lbs range and the boxing heavyweight champ could beat 1 gorilla but those are some bad dudes
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:10 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:Humans are very impressive physical beings. It’s hilarious how underrated guys like RB10 have made us in his mythical world
We have way more endurance than almost any other creature on earth
He basically had us at extinction
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:11 pm to TheCaterpillar
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The baddest man on Earth would get slaughtered in under 20 seconds by an average gorilla.
It would be like a 4 year old trying to fight a grown man.
ETA:
Also a chimp would rip you apart.
but muh Cormier and Mountain from Thrones...
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:12 pm to lsupride87
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Humans are very impressive physical beings. It’s hilarious how underrated guys like RB10 have made us in his mythical world
He basically had us at extinction
Without the intellect to craft and use weapons humans would have gone extinct a long time ago. This is pretty much common knowledge. The entire premise of this thread is a bare handed human against a wild animal.
Color me shocked that you don't know that though.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 6:14 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:13 pm to CBandits82
Where in the frick in this entire thread did I say anything about any human ever beating a fricking silver back gorilla???
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:14 pm to RB10
quote:That is actually the opposite of common knowledge
Without the intellect to craft and use weapons humans would have gone extinct a long time ago. This is pretty much common knowledge.
Humans were doing just fine before any documented weapon use
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 6:15 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:14 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Where in the frick in this entire thread did I say anything about any human ever beating a fricking silver back gorilla???
what about an above average size aging chimp with gray back hair?
ETA: and has some martial arts training?
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 6:18 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:15 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I’m not sure some posters realize chimps and gorillas are different species
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:15 pm to 777Tiger
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what about an above average size aging chimp with gray back hair?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:16 pm to lsupride87
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That is actually the opposite of common knowledge
Please. Do continue to tell us how human intellect isn't what put us at the top of the food chain.
It's riveting idiocy.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:17 pm to lsupride87
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Humans were doing just fine before any documented weapon use
Humans were the only species on the planet capable of seeing a stick or rock and making use of it as a tool. Humans have been utilizing tools since they stood upright.
You really are special.
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