re: Why Do Men Age Better than Women?

Posted by OWLFAN86

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Posted on 7/24/17 at 9:26 pm to LCA131

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I have to jerk off with a handful of thumb tacks just to balance out these poofs.

i would imagine oweos lobster claws are painful enough

Posted by 50_Tiger

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Posted on 7/24/17 at 9:27 pm to OWLFAN86

Okay wtf has happened to the OT for the past four days. We have been hit with a plague of teh gay.

Posted by Pecker

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Posted on 7/24/17 at 9:28 pm to Rize

Never tried that. I'll have to check it out. I'll sometimes use a little Bag Balm around the eyes. Stuff is great

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Posted by Pecker

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Posted on 7/24/17 at 9:28 pm to 50_Tiger

Posted by LCA131

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Posted on 7/24/17 at 9:28 pm to OWLFAN86

I don't even know him irl

As far as you know.

I'm going to go soak in a warm milk bath while listening to some Yanni..

Posted by OWLFAN86

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Posted on 7/24/17 at 9:29 pm to 50_Tiger

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Okay wtf has happened to the OT for the past four days. We have been hit with a plague of teh gay.

i think its fabulous

Posted by 777Tiger

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Posted on 7/24/17 at 9:30 pm to OWLFAN86

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i think its fabulous

let's discuss shoes next!

Posted by OWLFAN86

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Posted on 7/24/17 at 9:31 pm to 777Tiger

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777Tiger

OMG you are so fierce girl

Posted by 50_Tiger

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Posted on 7/24/17 at 9:32 pm to Pecker

Pecker you would use something called Bag Balm lmao.

It's all good though we're still bros.

Even if you used ballsack cream on your face.

Posted by Rize

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Posted on 7/24/17 at 9:33 pm to Pecker

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Never tried that. I'll have to check it out. I'll sometimes use a little Bag Balm around the eyes. Stuff is great

Been using that on my ball bag for years

Posted by 777Tiger

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Posted on 7/24/17 at 9:33 pm to OWLFAN86

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OMG you are so fierce girl

I'll let you wear my Jimmy's if you'll let me rustle yours!

Posted by LCA131

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Posted on 7/24/17 at 9:33 pm to 50_Tiger

Ok gang, over to the soccer board!

Posted by BigPerm30

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Posted on 7/24/17 at 9:35 pm to Pecker

What do y'all use on your hands? I've got rough hands and callus due to pull ups and such.

Posted by lsunurse

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Posted on 7/24/17 at 9:36 pm to Pecker

We use that on our dog's paw pads if we take him some place where he will be swimming. Helps to soften/protect the paw pads.

Posted by Pecker

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Posted on 7/24/17 at 9:39 pm to lsunurse

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We use that on our dog's paw pads if we take him some place where he will be swimming. Helps to soften/protect the paw pads.

Bag Balm is the legit ultimate moisturizer. I like running outside in the winter when it's like 30-40 degrees and my face gets dry af. I'll put a thin layer of that stuff on my face at night and I'm like a newborn baby in the morning.

This post was edited on 7/24/17 at 9:40 pm

Posted by RogerTheShrubber

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Posted on 7/24/17 at 9:39 pm to PurpleandGold Motown

They don't. Standards are just different for the two

Posted by Pecker

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Posted on 7/24/17 at 9:44 pm to 50_Tiger

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Pecker you would use something called Bag Balm lmao.

It's all good though we're still bros.

Even if you used ballsack cream on your face.

it's not for ballsacks. It was originally developed in 1899 to soothe irritation on cows' soft and sensitive udders after milking.

My moisturizer game is tight bro