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Why do catfish restaurants attract old people?

Posted on 9/23/16 at 10:01 pm
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
18066 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 10:01 pm
These places are like magnets for old people. Why?
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
51893 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 10:02 pm to
Thin fried catfish won't pull your dentures out when you bite into it.
Posted by blowmeauburn
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2006
7885 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 10:03 pm to
Brings them back
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141656 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 10:03 pm to
GET OFF MY POND
Posted by Ray Penpillage
Western Slope
Member since Nov 2010
9409 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 10:03 pm to
Catfish and hushpuppies are delicious regardless of age.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 10:05 pm to
Why does Starbucks attract pussies? Some things you just don't question.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56166 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 10:05 pm to
Because they know what's up, yo.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 10:06 pm to
Fried catfish is American/timeless classic
Posted by mach316
Jonesboro, AR
Member since Jul 2012
4774 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 10:07 pm to
Old people love coronary artery disease
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
18066 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 10:07 pm to
It's the disproportionate ages that is strange to me. These places are about 60% white hair. What other place do you see so many old folks. Not trying to be mean, just wondering.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 10:08 pm to
They like the raw onion slices.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27809 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 10:11 pm to
Have to defer to an expert like yourself. We need some crappie places.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56166 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 10:11 pm to
I've actually seen what you describe but it's almost asking why 20-22 year old go to Fred's or send dick pics.

It's just age appropriate.
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
6925 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 10:13 pm to
They've lived long enough to recognize anything with 'gastro', 'deconstructed' or 'cuisine' in its name, is overpriced horseshite.

Catfish is catfish. Good, and no frills or nonsense.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56166 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 10:15 pm to
If you don't like good fried fish & fries, you are a filthy Muslim commie.
Posted by WarDawg
Member since Sep 2012
180 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 10:17 pm to
quote:

GET OFF MY POND


GET OFF MY GOLDEN POND.

:)
Posted by 911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
5491 posts
Posted on 9/24/16 at 7:40 am to
Old people love a good value. All you can eat catfish for $9.99 baw.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 9/24/16 at 7:41 am to
Old people have the time to drive all the frick way out to Middendorfs
Posted by phantom70815
Walker, U.S.A
Member since Jan 2010
1389 posts
Posted on 9/24/16 at 8:17 am to
Picadilly attracts the elderly unlike no other.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21091 posts
Posted on 9/24/16 at 8:17 am to
No shite. I'm sure it's as great as they say, but I'm never just passing by.
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