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Why are the patios on newly constructed homes so small?
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:09 pm
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:09 pm
I close on my new house in Copper Mill in three weeks. I love everything about the house except the patio. The patio looks like a sidewalk. Why is it so small? The weird thing is that the patio is wired for tv and cable. How the hell am I gonna watch tv on a sidewalk.
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Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:10 pm to Commandeaux
Because obviously people buy them regardless.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:10 pm to Commandeaux
Just pour a bigger slab out there baw
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:10 pm to Commandeaux
Dear diary
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:10 pm to Commandeaux
Probably because it isn't a custom home and a cookie cutter choose between a few floor plans. You can upgrade to a better patio if you pay for it
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:11 pm to Commandeaux
Builders take every shortcut they can.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:16 pm to Commandeaux
Builder probably got paid for 3x the size.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:16 pm to Commandeaux
Because it costs just as much to build "heated square feet as it doe to build under roof....and heated sells for a whole lot more $
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:16 pm to Commandeaux
quote:Stay woke
I close on my new house in Copper Mill in three weeks.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:17 pm to Commandeaux
If you can afford a house in Copper Mill you can afford to pour some more concrete to make it bigger. I added on to mine making it 12x24 instead of 10x10 for about $300. Built a cover for about $1500 and I'm planning to screen it in and run wire for lights, tv, and fans after hunting season.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:20 pm to Commandeaux
Congrats.Your wife will blow you for the counter tops she wants.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:23 pm to Commandeaux
Because a lawn chair and an ice chest full of natty lights don't take up a lot of space.
This post was edited on 9/7/17 at 9:24 pm
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:24 pm to stinkdawg
quote:
Congrats.Your wife will blow you for the counter tops she wants.
Don't count on it.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:25 pm to stinkdawg
quote:
Congrats. Your wife will blow you for the counter tops she wants.
I'm buying a new house cause I just got divorced. If you could get her to give me one last bj for the road, that would be great.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:26 pm to Commandeaux
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:27 pm to Commandeaux
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I close on my new house in Copper Mill
Subtle new money brag
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:30 pm to The Pirate King
Is that even a brag? I thought DSLD was building homes in Copper Mill now 
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:39 pm to Commandeaux
Bc they are maximizing the liv sq ftage
This post was edited on 9/7/17 at 9:39 pm
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:40 pm to Commandeaux
Tiny arse front porches, too. Just for show, but they stage them with rocking chairs which makes you realize how ridiculously small they are.
Why bother if you can't use it?
Why bother if you can't use it?
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:42 pm to Commandeaux
Because sophisticated people hang out on their front porch or in their front yard.
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