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re: Who is the most inappropriate person you've slept with?
Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:54 pm to PairofDucks
Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:54 pm to PairofDucks
My first wife's best friend,who was married at the time, shortly after the divorce. Also, hooked up with a married woman who wanted to leave her husband for me 

Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:55 pm to tigerman03
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So she checked her phone while you were fricking around
He knew he was losing her and the only way to draw her back in was a rim job.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:55 pm to PairofDucks
Client's two sisters. Told him and he just laughed. He still teases me cause one was ugly.
Representing my stepdad (he and my mom were out of the country) at his mom's funeral and his niece came on to me. She was a smoke show. Hard to say no.
Representing my stepdad (he and my mom were out of the country) at his mom's funeral and his niece came on to me. She was a smoke show. Hard to say no.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:56 pm to PairofDucks
The mother of my younger brother's high school classmate. I was 25, she was about 40. She was wild in the sack, too. No regrets on that one.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:03 pm to Jim Rockford
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Who is the most inappropriate person you've slept with
my ex-wife
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:04 pm to PairofDucks
Banged Michelle Obama in the west wing of the white house. Joe Biden paid $15 to watch.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:05 pm to PairofDucks
One time I was living in an apartment in NYC and I used this maid service. The maid they set me up with was pretty hot and we fooled around a lot and she started staying over. Eventually she stopped cleaning very much and I couldn't tell what I was paying for.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:06 pm to tigerman03
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So she checked her phone while you were fricking around!?!
no, we finished and were just laying down talking and her phone kept buzzing. So she got up and leaned forward between the front seats to answer texts. I'm sitting there staring at her arse while she texts and I was like "meh, if she lets me frick the first time I met her at a gas station, she'll let me lick her arse.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:06 pm to LSUJuice
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One time I was living in an apartment in NYC and I used this maid service.

Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:09 pm to Carson123987

Sounds like her dad set y'all up from the jump tbh. Pretty good boss.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:09 pm to WHS
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Sounds like the movie American Pie
Sounds like my browser history.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:11 pm to LSUJuice
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One time I was living in an apartment in NYC and I used this maid service. The maid they set me up with was pretty hot and we fooled around a lot and she started staying over. Eventually she stopped cleaning very much and I couldn't tell what I was paying for.
What did George, Elaine, and Kramer have to say about it?
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:11 pm to LSUJuice
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One time I was living in an apartment in NYC and I used this maid service. The maid they set me up with was pretty hot and we fooled around a lot and she started staying over. Eventually she stopped cleaning very much and I couldn't tell what I was paying for.

Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:14 pm to Mo Jeaux
My 1st wives cousins wife... she took it like a champ in every hole......
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:15 pm to dukke v
I throw up in my mouth everytime you post some creepy shite like this.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:18 pm to Titus Pullo
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Sounds like her dad set y'all up from the jump tbh. Pretty good boss.
Her mom ***

I get the vibe that it was set up too. Don't care
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:18 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
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Yup, I get it now. Sorry. I'm an idiot. Carry on.....
No problem. I'm a detailed type person, but for some reason I never use enough details when giving an answer to make myself clear. I's not you, it's me.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:19 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
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Speak for yourself. I always make it the full 45 seconds.
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