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re: Who else has gotten the snip snip?

Posted on 9/21/22 at 10:39 am to
Posted by El Segundo Guy
SE OK
Member since Aug 2014
9565 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 10:39 am to
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DeepwaterGoMer


Jody's spraying dem guts for you.
Posted by St Stooge
Member since Feb 2017
297 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 10:44 am to
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Hey wait a minute... Are snacks standard with this procedure? My wife owes me an explanation

Seriously. My wife “forgot” to even get the frozen peas I asked for.
Posted by DeepwaterGoMer
Member since Nov 2013
91 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 10:45 am to
Attack the messenger and down vote away. Guarantee there is a correlation between men that get vasectomies and men that submitted to getting the COVID vaccine. You went along with the brainwashing. Desperate to do the "sensible" thing without considering the sacrifice of your virility. Or worse yet, willingly giving it up.
Posted by DeepwaterGoMer
Member since Nov 2013
91 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 10:45 am to
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Jody's spraying dem guts for you.


Projection of your own inadequacy leading to your woman needing a real man.
This post was edited on 9/21/22 at 10:50 am
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62852 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 10:51 am to
I'm so extraordinarily fertile it would be like slapping God in the face for reversing his exceptional work.

I might start regular donations so my superior jizzem can help populate the earth.
Posted by poppa1254
Moody, AL
Member since Jan 2019
433 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 11:14 am to
March 1987. No ragrets.
Posted by BHTiger
Charleston
Member since Dec 2017
4987 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 11:19 am to
Congrats. I got 3 bags of frozen peas to rotate on the "traumatized" area.

I did golf 2 days later.
Posted by Goldbondage
Member since Mar 2020
694 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 11:23 am to
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Who's the best in the BR area?

Dr. Morris did mine, coldest hands in town.

Humiliatingly true story about the procedure, when they were about halfway through I hear the doc say to the nurse, “1mm, these are too big, get me the smaller ones.” No clue what that meant but I figured it wasn’t a compliment.

Full of valuum I mumble to them “frick y’all.”
Posted by DeepwaterGoMer
Member since Nov 2013
91 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 12:47 pm to
Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
3965 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 12:50 pm to
Had mine done in 1994
Posted by PetroAg
Member since Jun 2013
1273 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 12:52 pm to
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This post was edited on 8/11/23 at 9:21 pm
Posted by OSqueal
Where ever the beer is
Member since Jan 2011
5386 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 12:55 pm to
15 years ago. Done on a Friday during Master's weekend. Watched golf all week and had wife cater to me. Was very quick and painless.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47589 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 12:58 pm to
You need to clarify if the "Unlimited Creme Pies" is an exclusive offer to you or a wish list for her.
This post was edited on 9/21/22 at 1:08 pm
Posted by trussthetruzz
Marquette, MI
Member since Sep 2020
9236 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 1:05 pm to
I got snipped before going to college. best decision i ever made
Posted by Billy Blanks
Member since Dec 2021
3784 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 1:16 pm to
Dilly dilly.

Try not to act too confident when they tell you that you’ll need to ejaculate 60-70 times over the next few months.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64394 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 1:19 pm to
Got mine the Friday before the AU vs LSU game in 2009. Been enjoying giving out that bottom Little Debbie treat regularly ever since.
Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
5976 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 1:21 pm to
I got mine done at the beginning of summer. Was feeling great after the easy procedure and went and played pickleball that same night and woke up to my shite looking like Frankenstein. Definitely take it easy for the first 2 weeks.

Looking back now, I'm glad I got it. I don't have the time, energy, or money to be raising anymore kids.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76182 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 1:23 pm to
I like knowing I can dump a load into any chick on earth with no fear of knocking her up. This is all theoretical of course but still nice to know.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62852 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 1:24 pm to
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I got snipped before going to college. best decision i ever made



That sounds about as forward thinking as getting a doctor to replace your penis with a vagina at 15 years old.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76182 posts
Posted on 9/21/22 at 1:26 pm to
Even though the procedure doesn’t really hurt, still ask around and find a doctor who will give you decent pain meds. I had a consult with one who only gave ibuprofen after. Like frick you, my balls are getting cut on and I’m paying you for this so let me have something enjoyable. fricking ibuprofen.
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