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re: Who else has gotten the snip snip?
Posted on 9/21/22 at 10:39 am to DeepwaterGoMer
Posted on 9/21/22 at 10:39 am to DeepwaterGoMer
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DeepwaterGoMer
Jody's spraying dem guts for you.
Posted on 9/21/22 at 10:44 am to Saskwatch
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Hey wait a minute... Are snacks standard with this procedure? My wife owes me an explanation
Seriously. My wife “forgot” to even get the frozen peas I asked for.
Posted on 9/21/22 at 10:45 am to El Segundo Guy
Attack the messenger and down vote away. Guarantee there is a correlation between men that get vasectomies and men that submitted to getting the COVID vaccine. You went along with the brainwashing. Desperate to do the "sensible" thing without considering the sacrifice of your virility. Or worse yet, willingly giving it up.
Posted on 9/21/22 at 10:45 am to El Segundo Guy
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Jody's spraying dem guts for you.
Projection of your own inadequacy leading to your woman needing a real man.
This post was edited on 9/21/22 at 10:50 am
Posted on 9/21/22 at 10:51 am to The Scofflaw
I'm so extraordinarily fertile it would be like slapping God in the face for reversing his exceptional work.
I might start regular donations so my superior jizzem can help populate the earth.
I might start regular donations so my superior jizzem can help populate the earth.
Posted on 9/21/22 at 11:14 am to The Scofflaw
March 1987. No ragrets. 

Posted on 9/21/22 at 11:19 am to The Scofflaw
Congrats. I got 3 bags of frozen peas to rotate on the "traumatized" area.
I did golf 2 days later.
I did golf 2 days later.
Posted on 9/21/22 at 11:23 am to HuskyPanda
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Who's the best in the BR area?
Dr. Morris did mine, coldest hands in town.
Humiliatingly true story about the procedure, when they were about halfway through I hear the doc say to the nurse, “1mm, these are too big, get me the smaller ones.” No clue what that meant but I figured it wasn’t a compliment.
Full of valuum I mumble to them “frick y’all.”
Posted on 9/21/22 at 12:52 pm to The Scofflaw
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This post was edited on 8/11/23 at 9:21 pm
Posted on 9/21/22 at 12:55 pm to The Scofflaw
15 years ago. Done on a Friday during Master's weekend. Watched golf all week and had wife cater to me. Was very quick and painless.
Posted on 9/21/22 at 12:58 pm to The Scofflaw
You need to clarify if the "Unlimited Creme Pies" is an exclusive offer to you or a wish list for her.
This post was edited on 9/21/22 at 1:08 pm
Posted on 9/21/22 at 1:05 pm to The Scofflaw
I got snipped before going to college. best decision i ever made
Posted on 9/21/22 at 1:16 pm to The Scofflaw
Dilly dilly.
Try not to act too confident when they tell you that you’ll need to ejaculate 60-70 times over the next few months.
Try not to act too confident when they tell you that you’ll need to ejaculate 60-70 times over the next few months.
Posted on 9/21/22 at 1:19 pm to The Scofflaw
Got mine the Friday before the AU vs LSU game in 2009. Been enjoying giving out that bottom Little Debbie treat regularly ever since.


Posted on 9/21/22 at 1:21 pm to The Scofflaw
I got mine done at the beginning of summer. Was feeling great after the easy procedure and went and played pickleball that same night and woke up to my shite looking like Frankenstein. Definitely take it easy for the first 2 weeks.
Looking back now, I'm glad I got it. I don't have the time, energy, or money to be raising anymore kids.
Looking back now, I'm glad I got it. I don't have the time, energy, or money to be raising anymore kids.
Posted on 9/21/22 at 1:23 pm to The Scofflaw
I like knowing I can dump a load into any chick on earth with no fear of knocking her up. This is all theoretical of course but still nice to know.
Posted on 9/21/22 at 1:24 pm to trussthetruzz
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I got snipped before going to college. best decision i ever made
That sounds about as forward thinking as getting a doctor to replace your penis with a vagina at 15 years old.
Posted on 9/21/22 at 1:26 pm to The Scofflaw
Even though the procedure doesn’t really hurt, still ask around and find a doctor who will give you decent pain meds. I had a consult with one who only gave ibuprofen after. Like frick you, my balls are getting cut on and I’m paying you for this so let me have something enjoyable. fricking ibuprofen.
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