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re: White trash status symbols
Posted on 4/10/16 at 9:56 am to TigersOfGeauxld
Posted on 4/10/16 at 9:56 am to TigersOfGeauxld
Parking car in front lawn because garage is full of shite.
Inability to spell correctly and punctuate properly.
The need to dominate a conversation even if Stephen Hawking would be in his/her presence
Rebel flag overuse when couldn't tell you about any southern general not named Lee or any strategics behind any battles. Outcomes of battles, too.
Checks in on FB at Red Lobster and Olive Garden on "date night".
Inability to spell correctly and punctuate properly.
The need to dominate a conversation even if Stephen Hawking would be in his/her presence
Rebel flag overuse when couldn't tell you about any southern general not named Lee or any strategics behind any battles. Outcomes of battles, too.
Checks in on FB at Red Lobster and Olive Garden on "date night".
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Posted on 4/10/16 at 10:32 am to SmackoverHawg
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Knuckle tattoos
What if they say Mommy on left, and Daddy on right knuckles? Still trashy, asking for a friend.
Posted on 4/10/16 at 10:57 am to Pecker
Ultimate White Trash status symbol:
Ford F250
Other symbols
Ford Mustang/Dodge Challenger
Huge satellite dish in the front yard (not back)
Affliction clothing
Yard Globe
75" projection television
Christmas lights in months other than November or December
Honorable Mention
Prominently placed garden gnomes (not the ironic kind)
John Deere and/or CAT window sticker
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Ford F250
Other symbols
Ford Mustang/Dodge Challenger
Huge satellite dish in the front yard (not back)
Affliction clothing
Yard Globe
75" projection television
Christmas lights in months other than November or December
Honorable Mention
Prominently placed garden gnomes (not the ironic kind)
John Deere and/or CAT window sticker
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Posted on 4/10/16 at 10:59 am to Pecker
You all are confusing douchey with white trash.
Posted on 4/10/16 at 11:03 am to PiscesTiger
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Parking car in front lawn because garage is full of shite.
Inability to spell correctly and punctuate properly
These aren't status symbols. A status symbol is something that shows you have money
Posted on 4/10/16 at 11:06 am to TheIndulger
I'd say a tramp stamp and a barb wire tattoo are high on the list. I have both
No pics
No pics
Posted on 4/10/16 at 11:11 am to Pecker
These days #1 is craft beer
Posted on 4/10/16 at 11:19 am to Pecker
A deer head mount in the living room has to be on the list
Posted on 4/10/16 at 11:20 am to PiscesTiger
quote:
Parking car in front lawn because garage is full of shite.
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The need to dominate a conversation even if Stephen Hawking would be in his/her presence
quote:
Rebel flag overuse
quote:
Red Lobster and Olive Garden
I love both of these places. Is there a prize for high score?
Posted on 4/10/16 at 11:23 am to SmackoverHawg
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I love both of these places. Is there a prize for high score?
You win an all expenses paid vacation to Gatlinburg
Posted on 4/10/16 at 11:23 am to Pecker
#1 white trash status symbol- being man enough to not give a shite if things you do or own are trashy. 
That and my complete collection of WWF action figures in the box...autographed by the wrestlers themselves. Top that mf'ers.
That and my complete collection of WWF action figures in the box...autographed by the wrestlers themselves. Top that mf'ers.
Posted on 4/10/16 at 11:24 am to TheIndulger
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You win an all expenses paid vacation to Gatlinburg
If there is a mf'ing Cracker Barrel there, I'M IN!!!!! Been promising the old lady I'd take her some place really nice that we have to dress up for and shite.
Posted on 4/10/16 at 11:30 am to SmackoverHawg
Is having a gun in every bedroom and living room trashy?
Posted on 4/10/16 at 11:34 am to Pecker
If you have a sticker on your car, that advertises anything that is available to anyone who can pay cash for it,with nothing else involved...you might be trashy.
If you judge a person based on what they spend their money on,you are trash,and there is no question about it.
If you judge a person based on what they spend their money on,you are trash,and there is no question about it.
Posted on 4/10/16 at 11:38 am to Bama and Beer
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Is having a gun in every bedroom and living room trashy?
Check. And a few other rooms.
Posted on 4/10/16 at 11:48 am to auggie
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f you judge a person based on what they spend their money on,you are trash,and there is no question about it.
Judgmental=\=trashy
Posted on 4/10/16 at 11:49 am to Pecker
Men participating in slap competitions.
Posted on 4/10/16 at 12:30 pm to Pecker
Their's a big difference in being white trash and getting your redneck on every now and then. Yeti coolers? 
If you can't tell the difference, you're probably a doucher and I would never want to hang around you anyway.
If you can't tell the difference, you're probably a doucher and I would never want to hang around you anyway. Posted on 4/10/16 at 6:13 pm to Pecker
Trump 2016 is a sure sign of white trash
Posted on 4/10/16 at 6:41 pm to Pecker
A car parked on the front lawn
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