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Which was worse for Star Wars: Jar Jar Binks or midiclorians?

Posted on 12/26/16 at 8:03 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
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Posted on 12/26/16 at 8:03 pm
Both really turned people off, but in your opinion which was the biggest mistake? The annoying as hell character of Jar Jar Binks or the concept of midiclorians being behind the force?

To me it's the midiclorians, the force should have remained a mysterious force tapped into by Jedis and the like. The idea of these microscopic cells being behind it was stupid and completely unnecessary.

I'm a hard sci-fi guy, any element of fantasy introduced into a sci-fi book instantly turns me off, no magic or the like. I hate Star Wars and especially hate seeing it lumped into sci-fi by the media who knows nothing of real sci-fi, Star Wars is a fantasy book set in space. That said, the force should have remained fantasy. Trying to explain it via "plausible" methods kills the mystery behind it and degrades the story imo.

Jar Jar was a stupid character that never should have been in the story, but the midiclorians ruined the magic of the force which was essential to the entire essence of Star Wars. You can look past Jar Jar, you can't look past midiclorians.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
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Posted on 12/26/16 at 8:03 pm to
Jar Jar is a great Sith Lord
Posted by Tactical1
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Posted on 12/26/16 at 8:04 pm to
Jar Jar isn't even the most annoying Star wars character, and the midiclorian thing wasn't that big of a deal.
Posted by dkreller
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Posted on 12/26/16 at 8:04 pm to
The force had to have some type of explanation.

Jar Jar is an abortion of thought.
Posted by rantfan
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Posted on 12/26/16 at 8:05 pm to
Geek board
Posted by SEClint
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Posted on 12/26/16 at 8:06 pm to
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I hate Star Wars 

Then why do you care?..plus you're on the OT with this.
Posted by LucasP
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Posted on 12/26/16 at 8:07 pm to
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The force had to have some type of explanation.



That's fricking stupid, the Force did have an explanation. And that explanation was mysterious and thought provoking like Taoism. Then the prequels came in and re explained it like Scientology, convoluted bullshite from a hack sci-fi writer.
Posted by Dire Wolf
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Posted on 12/26/16 at 8:07 pm to
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Jar Jar is a great Sith Lord



LINK

one of my favorite fan theories. I believe it
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
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Posted on 12/26/16 at 8:08 pm to
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Then why do you care?



Because it ruined the story completely (as bad as the story already is).

I love your MST3K pic in your sig btw.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
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Posted on 12/26/16 at 8:08 pm to
Well damn. You're rustled.
Posted by Upslope
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Posted on 12/26/16 at 8:09 pm to
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31591 posts
Posted on 12/26/16 at 8:10 pm to
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The force had to have some type of explanation.



No it didn't. Obi Wan "explained" it to Luke saying it was an ever present force throughout the universe created by all living things. They should have left it st that. Instead the dumbass writers decided to make this all powerful force created by frickin bacteria.
This post was edited on 12/26/16 at 8:15 pm
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 12/26/16 at 8:15 pm to
Why do you care? You hate Star Wars.
Posted by SEClint
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Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 12/26/16 at 8:16 pm to
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Because it ruined the story completely

I never watch the prequels, I go as far as to not count them as true canon. I can see them being rebooted one day. Maul was my favorite part, the fight & score.
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I love your MST3K pic in your sig btw

Best sci-fi puppet show ever created imo. Was watching the legend of boggy creek 2 earlier. Growing up to it, the show molded my weird sense of humor.

Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/26/16 at 8:18 pm to
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Well damn. You're rustled.


Goddamn right I'm rustled. I'm melting, my jimmies are rusted, whatever you want to call it. The mitoclorians are the worst things to ruin a good movie in the history of movies. It's worth getting rustled over.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31591 posts
Posted on 12/26/16 at 8:19 pm to
And whenever I see lists of top sci-fi this or that, or any time the media touts Star Wars as sci-fi I swear it gets my blood boiling. Star Wars is fantasy, and fantasy shouldn't be lumped in with sci-fi. Hell if you go to Amazon the link brings you to Sci-fi/Fantasy. That makes no sense, it's two totally different things. It's like the link saying Murder Mysteries/Westerns or something.

Fvck Star Wars and especially fvck the dumbass writer who though midiclorians (and Jar Jar) were a good idea.
This post was edited on 12/26/16 at 8:20 pm
Posted by goldenbadger08
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Posted on 12/26/16 at 8:19 pm to
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I hate Star Wars
Yet you started this thread..
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
34294 posts
Posted on 12/26/16 at 8:21 pm to
I consider Star Wars to be episodes 4-6.

The rest of the episodes including Rogue One are simply abominations.
Posted by Tempratt
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Posted on 12/26/16 at 8:22 pm to
Huh?
This post was edited on 12/27/16 at 9:24 am
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
34294 posts
Posted on 12/26/16 at 8:22 pm to
You need to get laid.
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