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re: Which OT poster is selling Glock watches?

Posted on 7/31/25 at 5:35 pm to
Posted by Pizza Dan
Member since Apr 2023
658 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 5:35 pm to
Not the kind of SWOLE men wanna
be.
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
8388 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 5:37 pm to
How does he wash his arse in the shower is the question.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
63067 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 5:38 pm to
Why would someone who looks like that do full body video?

Dude you're selling a watch. No one needs to see below your belt.
Posted by RummelTiger
Official TD Sauces Club Member
Member since Aug 2004
93054 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 5:41 pm to
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imjustafatkid


quote:

Why would someone who looks like that do full body video?


Seems like you would know.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
8703 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 5:41 pm to
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Ole Miss fan.


My first thought upon seeing him.
Posted by Pizza Dan
Member since Apr 2023
658 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 5:41 pm to
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See below your belt


He can’t see below his belt.
This post was edited on 7/31/25 at 5:42 pm
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
63067 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 5:46 pm to
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Seems like you would know.




I think my definition of fat is probably 100 pounds lighter than his, and I don't fit it anymore.

But no, if I were selling watches we'd be doing close up shots. You know...so you can actually see the watch...
Posted by RummelTiger
Official TD Sauces Club Member
Member since Aug 2004
93054 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 5:47 pm to
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But no, if I were selling watches we'd be doing close up shots.


A wrist shot would suffice for this gent.

Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
19233 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 5:47 pm to
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Gotta be related to Sam Pittman or Mike Elko.

Those dudes have access to the best athletic facilities on the planet (literally in their offices), S&C coaches on their staffs, dieticians on staff, the athletics dining facility, and plenty of money for T shots and Ozempic. The only reason for being fat in their positions is pure laziness.
Posted by Butch Baum
Member since Oct 2007
3558 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:08 pm to
Póster child for Ozempic
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
20733 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:15 pm to
Is wearing jeans over the gut instead of under a new thing?
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16857 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:23 pm to
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Póster child for Ozempic

I really wish Ozempic would do a remix of the Oreilly auto parts jingle for one of their commercials.
Posted by bayouteche
The Beaches of Wham Brake
Member since Nov 2012
1713 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:28 pm to
He should hit the tent sale at Simmons in Bastrop …..Cmon Balls, you know that’s funny.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13292 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:32 pm to
That ole miss baw is hiding another baw in his pants!
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
12741 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:43 pm to
He doesn't walk, he warbles
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
50022 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:59 pm to
His accent isn’t Mississippi enough
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
6400 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 10:07 pm to
Is he smuggling those watches across the border in his pants?
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
39941 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 10:09 pm to
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Yewkindewit


quote:

Can’t find his weenie………..just sayin’


Why are you looking for his weenie?

Unwanted touching is against the law.
Posted by TigersBy90
Member since Oct 2019
506 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 12:00 am to
He definitely has the build of a car salesman
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