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re: Which of you baws was in the Daiquiri hub in Vicksburg on Wednesday?
Posted on 1/18/25 at 9:39 am to Rouge
Posted on 1/18/25 at 9:39 am to Rouge
quote:
Gettin' Top in the Daiquiri Shop Fr33 will be here shortly with the lyrics
Curse you.
[verse]
Well it starts with Margaritas
Big night in, a little town,
Yeah it helps those senoritas,
Loosen up, and gettin down,
Well the first one went down easy,
So why not have one more,
And then it's
ONE... tequila
TWO... tequila
THREE... tequila
WHORE
well it's usually the ones,
That you probably would expect,
Her tattoos say she loves it when,
The band starts playing NECK,
But she'll take you by surprise,
When those lips whisper "Drop your drawers."
Because it's
ONE... tequila
TWO... tequila
THREE... tequila
WHORE
[verse]
Well she goes down and gets to town,
Like a job she's doin work,
It's clear just what She's doing,
And the bar just goes berserk,
Yeah he offers no resistance,
And his pants are on the floor,
He knows it's
ONE... tequila
TWO... tequila
THREE... tequila
WHORE
[bridge]
Yeah he's quite the cheeky bastard,
And She's plastered out her head,
But she's getting what she's after
And she's mastered giving head
You can blame it on the liquor,
You can blame it on the lime,
But she just wants that dick, her, quicker,
She so horny, she do crime,
[break]
Now her face is all around this world,
They all wanna know her name,
There's a line to buy drinks for this girl,
Yeah I hear she knows the game,
Cause you know what you've got comin'
So bartender, heavy pour,
They call her
ONE... tequila
TWO... tequila
THREE... tequila
WHORE
How's that for a start?
This post was edited on 1/18/25 at 10:25 am
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Posted on 1/18/25 at 10:06 am to Loup
quote:
Not surprising behavior from people with tattoos
Posted on 1/18/25 at 10:32 am to greenbean
Posted on 1/18/25 at 11:25 am to Bard
Pretty much
Posted on 1/18/25 at 12:00 pm to Rouge
Posted on 1/18/25 at 12:10 pm to fr33manator
How haven’t we identified the girl yet? We’re slipping.
Posted on 1/18/25 at 12:51 pm to fr33manator
quote:
Here ya go
ONE...tequila
I see your ante and raise you this:
Posted on 1/18/25 at 1:54 pm to greenbean
Yeah I'll stack my lyricism against hers any day
Posted on 1/18/25 at 5:30 pm to greenbean
I need to know what drinks she was drinking so I can order them for women next time I’m at a bar.
Posted on 1/18/25 at 5:42 pm to greenbean
quote:
Which of you baws was in the Daiquiri hub in Vicksburg on Wednesday?
I live in Vicksburg and recognize the couple but I am ratting them out.
Posted on 1/18/25 at 6:51 pm to LongDucDong911
Welcome to Trump’s America?????
Clinton kinda pulled this off as ok a long time ago buddy.
Clinton kinda pulled this off as ok a long time ago buddy.
Posted on 1/18/25 at 7:51 pm to caill430
Would tongue punch that fart box
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