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re: Which moron Yeti owner parked like this?

Posted on 1/27/16 at 11:12 pm to
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27967 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 11:12 pm to
If he parked next to me I would just drag that little yota piece of crap into the middle of the street.

Posted by Kujo
225-911-5736
Member since Dec 2015
6044 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 11:14 pm to
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If no cameras, then the same thing but I'm slashing two tires and leaving a note saying don't be a jackass and park so close. And then I'm parking off in the distance to see his reaction and enjoy the sweet melt when he sees it.




this is what I wanted Dexter to be when I first heard about it. But no, it had to be "bad guys" that everyone agrees about versus the true enemies of the world.
Posted by AlbertPoolHoles
Member since Jun 2015
176 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 11:17 pm to
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Are you talking about a valve stem removal tool?

I have one in my car, so don't park like that next to me!





Yea and no I guess. Stem and core are 2 different things technically but we're prolly talking about the same thing. You could just cut his stem with some pliers but it'd be to obvious where the leak is. If you take the core out 99 percent of the population won't know where the leak is coming from and when they do they won't know how to fix it.
Posted by Slinky
Member since Dec 2013
3118 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 11:31 pm to
Crowne Plaza?
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80828 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 11:32 pm to
Yup
Posted by Slinky
Member since Dec 2013
3118 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 11:33 pm to
Those parking spaces are smaller than normal.

I always have to park my rig in the way back when I have to go there
Posted by timbo
Red Stick, La.
Member since Dec 2011
7900 posts
Posted on 1/27/16 at 11:49 pm to
Parking at that Crowne Plaza is a nightmare. I used to work for a company that organized a lot of events there. It was always a drag trying to find a parking spot
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 3:35 am to
that motherfricker needs his car keyed. What a jack arse.
Posted by tiggah1981
Winterfell
Member since Aug 2007
18406 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 4:54 am to
Reason why I carry a box of nails and hammer
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30040 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 6:06 am to
I went to highschool with the girl whose facebook you took this picture from.
This post was edited on 1/28/16 at 6:15 am
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30040 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 9:04 am to
You aren't getting away that easily.
Posted by El Magnifico
La casa de tu mamá
Member since Jan 2014
7017 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 9:28 am to
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How do we know the kia didn't try to squeeze into that spot with the truck already parked?


Because the kia owner wouldn't have been able to get out of their fricking car
Posted by Grandioso
Driftwood, TX
Member since Dec 2015
1597 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 9:32 am to


I'd get in through the passenger door (or the trunk if I needed to). Back the vehicle out. Calmly grab my boxcutter from the center console and pop all 4 tires. I'd pop the spare if I could see it under the vehicle.
Posted by TGFN57
Telluride
Member since Jan 2010
6975 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 9:37 am to
Anyone parking like that is being a complete a-hole. They deserve any kind of retribution they get.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19185 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 9:39 am to
link it baw
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
11633 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 9:42 am to
Pulled in forward= Oilfield and Plant baws automatically eliminated.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30040 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 9:45 am to
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
11633 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 9:48 am to
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eah, but you may get caught on camera and your respective plate number.


Which is a felony FYI. Was a Sr prank carried out by a couple of guys in HS a year or two ahead of me.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19185 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 9:50 am to
dumbfrick

Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 11:57 am to
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valve core wrench


You must have went to mechanic school. It's proper, but who would call it core?

Also, wrench? Nobody would call it a wrench.

quote:

Most of you are mechanically retarded.



Not in that number. I could fix your weedeater, pull your transmission, build your shed, and fix your plumbing. Then, I could wash my hands and write a petition, do your engineering hw, and give your old lady the best pussy licking she has ever had.

I guess god made we well rounded because he fricked me in the dick size department.
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