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Where the f*ck is Santa Claus?

Posted on 12/24/15 at 7:41 pm
Posted by PeauxBoy
Here and There
Member since Sep 2015
94 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 7:41 pm
I'm tired of waiting.
Posted by BigDawg0420
Hamsterdam
Member since Apr 2010
7485 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 7:42 pm to
Just crush another egg nog and relax
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 7:43 pm to
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 7:44 pm to
He died
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
46846 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 7:47 pm to
Santa's sled ... was shot down ... over the Sea of Japan. It spun in ... there were no survivors.
Posted by Tyler9258
Auburn
Member since Dec 2013
4204 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 7:52 pm to
Scott Calvin
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
75674 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 7:54 pm to
It's not even 8 pm.

Anyway, he's approaching Greenland.
Posted by Voorhies7
Rounding 3rd
Member since Oct 2012
5591 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

He died



Ted Nugent shot him yesterday. Facebook all fricked up over it. Real talk. He ate the reindeer's backstrap.
This post was edited on 12/24/15 at 7:57 pm
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18208 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 8:00 pm to
Just a theory but I think Mizzoukillz went after him and took him out as an eternal troll towards the OT.
Posted by Morgan56
Member since Jan 2006
1176 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 8:07 pm to
You're on the bad list.....

Posted by Bruneaux
Thibodaux, La
Member since Aug 2015
618 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 8:16 pm to
he over the South Sandwich Islands, baw

Don't you use Santa tracker?

santa tracker
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 8:19 pm to
He was getting blown by your s/o. She was very eager. No word on when they'll be done.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 8:31 pm to
I saw him walking down my parent's street about an hour ago
Posted by PepaSpray
Adamantium Membership
Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 8:32 pm to
Amazon and FedEx and ups and mail people can eat a dick.

I know I know. I'm a fricktard.
Posted by Mullet Flap
Lysdexia
Member since Jun 2015
4208 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 8:34 pm to
The Battle for Christmas
Posted by ChunkyLover54
Member since Apr 2015
6557 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 8:36 pm to
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18760 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 9:29 pm to
He stopped by our place around 8.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
75674 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

He stopped by our place around 8.


He hit us early so he didn't have to stop tonight.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
75301 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

South Sandwich Islands,


What's the male to female ratio there? Could it be a fertile spot for a single guy?
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

Amazon and FedEx and ups and mail people can eat a dick









Oh yeah. No Christmas at my house because of Amazon and ups. They left our packages at the post office and it closed at noon. I didn't get the email til one. We're screwed
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