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re: Where do you Start your invasion of USA?

Posted on 8/6/17 at 6:02 pm to
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 8/6/17 at 6:02 pm to
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I'd wager he had no idea there is a military presence on the west coast. The amount of idiocy in this and the original thread is hilarious.

Yeah, I wouldn't pick the west coast. One half is rocky with sheer cliffs, rugged inland terrain, and a decent Army/Navy/AF presence and the other half is littered with military bases and has inhospitable inland terrain, desert, and mountains. And then you have the Rockies after that.
Posted by LSUTigerBait07
SD, Chicago, or New Orleans
Member since Sep 2007
2207 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 6:05 pm to
Two front war is no good, ask the germans
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 6:08 pm to
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I'd wager he had no idea there is a military presence on the west coast.

But momma say only librals live in California, Oregon, and Washington.
Posted by Yaboylaroy
Member since Mar 2010
1845 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 6:12 pm to
Invade from the West and you run into the Sierra Nevada, Cascade, Bittertooth and Rocky mountains. Invade from the North East/East you run into the Appalacians, Allegheny and Catskill mountains. This would slow down any invading force and allow an aerial bombardment like you have never seen. Well that would happen any where you try to invade. Invade from the South yoh funnel your invading force into the Gulf of Mexico either around Cuba or the Yucitan (good luck with that). I would try to come in around Georgia, South Carolina and cut off Florida and the Southeast.

No other country has the aircraft carriers available to sustain a contant air attack to keep our military at bay. That is if you make it through our Navy. You also have no carriers to protect your invading fleed the whole trip here. It would be a fricking target practice.
Posted by AbuTheMonkey
Chicago, IL
Member since May 2014
8577 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 6:12 pm to
Yea, it's the Four Corners theory going back to around the World Wars - we have a massive military presence in all four corners of the country to defend against every angle.

Northwest corner has JBLM, Everett, Bremerton, Bangor, Yakima, and Whidbey Island just in Washington state.

Southwest corner has Pendleton, Edwards, Vandeburg, Miramar, NB San Diego, etc., etc.

Southeast corner has MacDill, Pensacola, Eglin, Tyndall, and Key West all in Florida and Georgia has Hunter Army Airfield, Fort Stewart, and Fort Benning.

VA/MD/DC was/is close enough to the eastern seaboard that they can respond quickly from there.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
69700 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 6:22 pm to
Real original
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12958 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 6:48 pm to
This thread right here will result in many an OT baller being put on an FBI watch list.

Ya'll better not leave the country. Lmao!
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
69498 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 6:50 pm to
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Where would you start at, and what would your game plan be for invading the USA?


Southern California. Kill as many people as possible. Use a banner declaring the South shall rise again, frick SJWs, frick the federal government, we love statues.

I figure I can get La, MS, and AL on my side with that.
This post was edited on 8/6/17 at 6:52 pm
Posted by The Easter Bunny
Santa Barbara
Member since Jan 2005
45654 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 6:54 pm to
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So, assuming it's possible, I'd probably come up through Mexico into AZ and NM, moving North until I split the country.


Kirtland Air Force Base might frick your world up in NM
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37517 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 6:57 pm to
There are installations everywhere. Ft Bliss is also nearby. The key is finding an area with less of them.
Posted by The Easter Bunny
Santa Barbara
Member since Jan 2005
45654 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 7:00 pm to
I guess they probably won't nuke US soil
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37517 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 7:04 pm to
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I guess they probably won't nuke US soil

Well, the entire premise is unrealistic so every scenario would end in a swift defeat. But to respond to the OP you have to pick somewhere.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17450 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 7:15 pm to
Push in from Mexico after that country is yours. Grab control of Houston and get a hold of the oil industry. Grab control of the Mississippi River. Continue to push east and west from there and if it goes well, you will have SEC country and the west coast. Continue to push to the North East while controlling as much land as you can
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
108123 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 7:15 pm to
Wait for another Dem to take office and it's already been proven under Obama the Southern border is the most vulnerable to invasion. It just happened without tanks, artillery, and jets.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
79128 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 7:39 pm to
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I'd want a large, sparsely populated area so I can gain a foothold. So, assuming it's possible, I'd probably come up through Mexico into AZ and NM, moving North until I split the country. Montana might work but it could be a shitfest if you get stuck there through winter


Yep. I was thinking the 49th parallel. Sparsely populated and heavily wooded, so you can sneak in and hide.
Posted by AbuTheMonkey
Chicago, IL
Member since May 2014
8577 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 7:53 pm to
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Two front war is no good, ask the germans


Robert Baratheon had something to say about this.
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
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Posted on 8/6/17 at 7:58 pm to
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Forkbeard3777



Nothing more than a Canadian.
Posted by MusclesofBrussels
Member since Dec 2015
4935 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 8:28 pm to
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Yeah, I wouldn't pick the west coast. One half is rocky with sheer cliffs, rugged inland terrain, and a decent Army/Navy/AF presence and the other half is littered with military bases and has inhospitable inland terrain, desert, and mountains. And then you have the Rockies after that.


Only an idiot would choose to start with the west coast. It makes absolutely no sense
Posted by Ellssu
Spying North of the Border
Member since Dec 2006
2478 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 8:38 pm to
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Forkbeard3777
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58842 posts
Posted on 8/6/17 at 8:41 pm to
For some reason a lot of southern people have this idea that the entire state of California is made up of hippies and liberals. I guess it makes sense if you've never left Louisiana but it always cracks me up these threads. Some posters on this site likely believe nobody legally owns a gun in CA
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