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re: When will people start getting their stimulus checks?

Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:12 am to
Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
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Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:12 am to
Its hookers and coke
Posted by transcend
Austin, TX
Member since Aug 2013
4166 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:13 am to
Do you live in the Cayman islands? How do you live like a king with 70k/yr in 'merica?
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27124 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:14 am to
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Pretty sure only poor people are getting checks (< 70k/yr)


Phase out up to almost $200k for a married couple. Not exactly rich, but I wouldn't call that poor
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33132 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:15 am to
JG Wentworth get you ur money right away bro!
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18437 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:15 am to
His definition of “a king” is probably more reflective of “comfortably middle class.”
Posted by transcend
Austin, TX
Member since Aug 2013
4166 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:17 am to
It phases to 0 at 100k. I was exaggerating of course, but this is the OT. I thought everyone here made way more than that...
Posted by transcend
Austin, TX
Member since Aug 2013
4166 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:17 am to
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His definition of “a king” is probably more reflective of “comfortably middle class.”


fair enough
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83615 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:17 am to
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Pretty sure only poor people are getting checks (< 70k/yr)


$200k/year for a family is now poor

I love you guys
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:17 am to
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It phases to 0 at 100k


just for single people
Posted by safetyman
Member since Jun 2011
11210 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:18 am to
The money I get will go straight to the stock market.
Posted by transcend
Austin, TX
Member since Aug 2013
4166 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:18 am to
Individuals are eligible if they have adjusted gross income of less than $75,000 a year, or $150,000 for married couples who file taxes jointly. The cutoff will be $112,500 for heads of household.
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:18 am to
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I'm forecasting at least 40% of the monies given to everyone will be blown on lottery tickets, booze and cigarettes


Ole English and Newports
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83615 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:19 am to
I'm aware of the numbers.

Posted by transcend
Austin, TX
Member since Aug 2013
4166 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:20 am to
I thought that qualified as poor on the OT
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:21 am to
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You forgot strippers and cocaine...

If you get the best of each, $1200 won’t get you much. But it’s free. I’m thankful for it.


That’s what I heard.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83615 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:21 am to
I'm sure it does

which is why I said I love you guys

Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55779 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:22 am to
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thought that qualified as poor on the OT
all of the financial tropes/shticks on the OT have been turned on their head due to coronavirus. It’s pretty funny .
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:22 am to
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27124 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:50 am to
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If you get the best of each, $1200 won’t get you much. But it’s free. I’m thankful for it.


That’s what I heard.


Depends on how much powder you want. You could have a pretty decent evening with a $1k hooker and $200 worth of blow.
Posted by McCaigBro69
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Member since Oct 2014
45088 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:50 am to
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Do you live in the Cayman islands? How do you live like a king with 70k/yr in 'merica?


I’m single with no kids and live in Texas.
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