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re: When will people start getting their stimulus checks?

Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:12 am to
Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
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Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:12 am to
Its hookers and coke
Posted by transcend
Austin, TX
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:13 am to
Do you live in the Cayman islands? How do you live like a king with 70k/yr in 'merica?
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
33431 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:14 am to
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Pretty sure only poor people are getting checks (< 70k/yr)


Phase out up to almost $200k for a married couple. Not exactly rich, but I wouldn't call that poor
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
37416 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:15 am to
JG Wentworth get you ur money right away bro!
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21082 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:15 am to
His definition of “a king” is probably more reflective of “comfortably middle class.”
Posted by transcend
Austin, TX
Member since Aug 2013
4166 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:17 am to
It phases to 0 at 100k. I was exaggerating of course, but this is the OT. I thought everyone here made way more than that...
Posted by transcend
Austin, TX
Member since Aug 2013
4166 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:17 am to
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His definition of “a king” is probably more reflective of “comfortably middle class.”


fair enough
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:17 am to
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Pretty sure only poor people are getting checks (< 70k/yr)


$200k/year for a family is now poor

I love you guys
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:17 am to
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It phases to 0 at 100k


just for single people
Posted by safetyman
Member since Jun 2011
11841 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:18 am to
The money I get will go straight to the stock market.
Posted by transcend
Austin, TX
Member since Aug 2013
4166 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:18 am to
Individuals are eligible if they have adjusted gross income of less than $75,000 a year, or $150,000 for married couples who file taxes jointly. The cutoff will be $112,500 for heads of household.
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:18 am to
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I'm forecasting at least 40% of the monies given to everyone will be blown on lottery tickets, booze and cigarettes


Ole English and Newports
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:19 am to
I'm aware of the numbers.

Posted by transcend
Austin, TX
Member since Aug 2013
4166 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:20 am to
I thought that qualified as poor on the OT
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:21 am to
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You forgot strippers and cocaine...

If you get the best of each, $1200 won’t get you much. But it’s free. I’m thankful for it.


That’s what I heard.
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:21 am to
I'm sure it does

which is why I said I love you guys

Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61599 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:22 am to
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thought that qualified as poor on the OT
all of the financial tropes/shticks on the OT have been turned on their head due to coronavirus. It’s pretty funny .
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:22 am to
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
33431 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:50 am to
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If you get the best of each, $1200 won’t get you much. But it’s free. I’m thankful for it.


That’s what I heard.


Depends on how much powder you want. You could have a pretty decent evening with a $1k hooker and $200 worth of blow.
Posted by McCaigBro69
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Member since Oct 2014
45352 posts
Posted on 3/25/20 at 10:50 am to
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Do you live in the Cayman islands? How do you live like a king with 70k/yr in 'merica?


I’m single with no kids and live in Texas.
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