re: when have you been friend-zoned?

Giving or receiving...

That's like pitching a no no

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Is licking the balloon knot a walk off?

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being on 3rd and the pitcher committing a balk

Getting all three holes = unassisted triple play

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If you was to tell someone that everyone in this thread were middle school kids they would believe it

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i was going to make a joke along these lines

just turned 31...watching sharknado and having a discussion about what baseball metaphors can be made for sexual acts

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girls know how to get free dinners + if this is an actual FZ scenario, she feels guilty to say no

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That's where the second half of my post comes in. The part where the young buck makes it perfectly clear he doesn't want to be friends. Three Mississippi long kissin.

After that errbody has to address the elephant in the room.

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After that errbody has to address the elephant in the room.

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no, they don't

she'll just lead him on and make an uncommitted response to give him hope so she can continue to use him how she is

no. i just know how the game is played

Super Christian prudes don't go for venue changes/multiple drinks which means you shouldn't be on a date with them

If a chick refuses a venue change/2nd drink Ill have one last thread of convo to transition out of awkward date-just-died mode, then say "hey you seem like a cool girl... we just don't seem to click tho" and hug her and leave.

Yah never buy food for a chick you haven't had sex with.

Girls are getting smarter about this... they suggest "tapas" or "something light" which is tougher to pivot away from. What you can do is agree but then when you meet up say "man my buddy dropped off some leftover salmon his wife made and it was incredible. I'm not hungry but don't let me stop you."

I edit about 99% of my posts - bad habit.