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re: When asked "How big is your house?" Do you exaggerate, understate, or say exactly?

Posted on 8/13/19 at 3:37 am to
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 3:37 am to

I also lie about my penis size. 

It's actually 2.25". 

I tell woman it's 9.9". 


Fify
Posted by LSUMANINVA
West Virginia
Member since Sep 2004
8724 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 7:13 am to
I tell them how big it is and they say, “Dayem” and then I tell them I now live in West Virginia, and then they go, “Oh”.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 7:19 am to
I live in a 40 ft converted sea-can. It's 320 SF but I have an outdoor covered kitchen so i'm usually only in it just to sleep.
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13138 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 7:54 am to
2605
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171903 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 7:56 am to
quote:

When I grew up we lived in a rundown shack, 17 of us living in one room with holes in the roof and a dirt floor


fricking millennials complaining about a roof and a floor.
Posted by bak8367
Member since Mar 2012
156 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 8:06 am to
Living sq footage exactly
Posted by Magicmikeforlsu
Cenla
Member since Oct 2012
1771 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 8:40 am to
I answer honestly because I dont give a frick what others think, period!
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
51874 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 8:45 am to
quote:

I live in a 40 ft converted sea-can. It's 320 SF but I have an outdoor covered kitchen so i'm usually only in it just to sleep.

Seriously baw?
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
60860 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 8:46 am to
Who worries about shite like this? Seriously...
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171903 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 8:46 am to
Yeah if serious, I want pics. Sounds pretty cool.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
102564 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 8:55 am to
quote:

When asked "How big is your house?" Do you exaggerate, understate, or say exactly?


I just tell them that I qualify for OT balla' status. Either they get it, or they don't.
Posted by Eric Stratton
Faber College
Member since Mar 2015
2051 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:21 am to
If anyone asks me what size my house is I'm honest. I live in a 1900 square foot house and only use about 1500 of the 1900.

I'd much rather eat where I want, do what I want and travel where I want than have more square footage that I wont use. You can do a lot more each month when you dont have the unnecessary $500 extra house note.

Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 10:13 am to
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Seriously baw?


It's better than Baton Rouge lol
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
15853 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 12:42 pm to
I just say its "comfortable".
Posted by tes fou
Member since Feb 2014
922 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 2:59 pm to
Wife told me the hens at work started questioning her about our new house right after two of them had a conversation about $200k being crazy expensive...told her she better lie or play dumb.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22018 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 3:27 pm to
I tell them it is about 2,100 square feet, but I'm about to double it when I weld a second double-wide on.
Posted by TheEnglishman
On the road to Wellville
Member since Mar 2010
3248 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 3:32 pm to
I dont have shallow friends that would ask or even care about the size of one house.
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