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re: When a 50+ guy picks up the mic on karaoke night, what is he going to sing?

Posted on 8/26/26 at 11:05 am to
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
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Posted on 8/26/26 at 11:05 am to
somewhere there is a VHS tape of me singing "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood at the Cat's Meow, ca. 2004.
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 8/26/26 at 12:06 pm to
Super Freak

I hate when people want to be super serious with karaoke, like they are trying to win Star Search or something. That is no fun. Crowd wants to party. Even if you can just kill a song, get up there and do a fun song. Nobody wants to hear your grandma looking arse trying to sing some Wynona Judd or some shite.
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
19518 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 12:07 pm to
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mike

I will die on this hill


The word is microphone. How the hell you get mike out of that?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76243 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 12:17 pm to
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somewhere there is a VHS tape of me singing "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood at the Cat's Meow, ca. 2004.
I have the distinct feeling that if we could watch that, it would (ironically) not be relaxing.

I was in Key West with a group of about 14 and I got pushed up to the stage by the group (“He can sing”) at Dirty Kevin’s to sing with the solo bikery chick who was alternately entertaining/insulting the packed room.

She was kinda pissed about me being up there, she moves away from the mik (mike/mic compromise) and whispers through a fake smile, “I hate stupid arse no talent drunks embarrassing me. If you frick this up, I’m going to frick you up.” I answered “When I rock the room, you owe me a beer and a BJ.”

Started with “Midnight Special” and then after a couple of Eagles songs (Tequila Sunrise, Take It Easy) she told the barman to get me a beer over the mic and told me sotto voce that she got off at 2:00am and she always paid her debts.
Posted by bippotheclown
NW LA
Member since Nov 2022
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Posted on 8/26/26 at 1:27 pm to
Can you take me higher -Creed
Friends in Low Places - Garth
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
10167 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 1:51 pm to
Toto's Africa
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
52665 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 1:58 pm to
good catch that I should have caught before posting

Nonetheless, I sang harmony and he sang melody.
Posted by RockNHorse
Member since Jul 2026
6 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 2:34 pm to
I was 50+ once, and I did 'Nothin But a Woman' by Robert Cray.
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
4188 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 2:38 pm to
Mikerophone lololol.
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
7385 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 2:40 pm to
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99% of the time it's "My Way".

Da frick would anyone in their 50's know that song?
Posted by RockNHorse
Member since Jul 2026
6 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 2:41 pm to
Locomotive Breath.
My all time favorite Tull tune.
Posted by Bigdawgb
Member since Oct 2023
4600 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 3:19 pm to
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How the hell you get mike out of that?


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