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What's your strategy to discretely wash your bunghole when showering with an SO?

Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:21 pm
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63341 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:21 pm
Do you employ the ol',"Hey, what's that over there?" while pointing to the other side of the shower?
Posted by canyon
Member since Dec 2003
18396 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:23 pm to
I say, lemme see your hand, and use that to root out the dingleberries.
Posted by CCT
LA
Member since Dec 2006
6224 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:23 pm to
Mine ain’t dirty. I wash my face then my sacred aperture last. Then rinse my face. If not clean, then frick you.
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
9802 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:25 pm to
SMH
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10052 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:25 pm to
Man, there l are a ton of awful threads out here today.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65701 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:26 pm to
My nubile young* Tahitian shower girl adeptly polishes me poop port Bristol clean and then checks back I with me to see if that’s all I need handled.

I highly recommend this scenario.

*28 years old to me is “young”
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53810 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:26 pm to
Da fuq?
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
5619 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:27 pm to
"Don't look over here, I'm peeing"
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131393 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:27 pm to
Something is wrong if you have to consult the internet on how to wash your arse.
Posted by JimmyMcGoo
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
577 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:28 pm to
We wash each other’s assholes.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24835 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:29 pm to
quote:

We wash each other’s assholes.


This is the correct answer.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63341 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:31 pm to
quote:

Something is wrong if you have to consult the internet on how to wash your arse.


No, bruh. How to do it on the slick.
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7292 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:32 pm to
White people don’t wash their arse. They walk around itching all day.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12509 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:32 pm to
You gotta let her know you scrubbed it clean if you want your salad tossed later.
Posted by Prisms
Member since Mar 2023
147 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:39 pm to


Posted by Tigertittie
Member since Sep 2021
349 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:48 pm to
This is the way
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 5:40 pm to
Grab her hair and use her face
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