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What’s the proper way to shake a woman’s hand?

Posted on 7/28/22 at 10:13 pm
Posted by Mr Butters
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2022
89 posts
Posted on 7/28/22 at 10:13 pm
I shook a girl’s hand firmly upon meeting her for the first time in a business setting the other day, and she frowned at me like she was offended.

I was taught that you’re supposed to shake people’s hand’s firmly, so that’s why I did it.

So what’s the proper way to shake a woman’s hand?

1.) Shake her hand firmly just like you would with a man

2.) Shake her hand softly and gently and treat her like she’s delicate

3.) PIIHB
This post was edited on 7/28/22 at 10:14 pm
Posted by Kafka
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Posted by 82fumanchu
Saskatchewan
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Posted on 7/28/22 at 10:15 pm to
quote:

What’s the proper way to shake a woman’s hand?


Firmly… by the boobs.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
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Posted on 7/28/22 at 10:16 pm to
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18295 posts
Posted on 7/28/22 at 10:17 pm to
I was taught only to shake a woman’s hand when it’s offered by her first?
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
82738 posts
Posted on 7/28/22 at 10:17 pm to
Place your penis into her open palm
Posted by justaniceguy
Member since Sep 2020
6464 posts
Posted on 7/28/22 at 10:18 pm to
You aren't supposed to reach your hand out unless they do it first.

I am a young man and I know this. Come on ol son...
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 7/28/22 at 10:20 pm to
Posted by CockyTime
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2015
3368 posts
Posted on 7/28/22 at 10:23 pm to
So what are you supposed to do? Go in for an awkward hug and get sued for sexual harassment? I'll take my chances with the handshake... unless she's hot
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41156 posts
Posted on 7/28/22 at 10:23 pm to
Grab her by the pussy.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22774 posts
Posted on 7/28/22 at 10:23 pm to
You could bow and she could curtsy. Doesn't get more proper than that.
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
17048 posts
Posted on 7/28/22 at 10:26 pm to
Women typically shake hands with a non-firm grip,so I would just do the same thing in return.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 7/28/22 at 10:26 pm to
Posted by JackieTreehorn
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Posted on 7/28/22 at 10:27 pm to
Posted by justaniceguy
Member since Sep 2020
6464 posts
Posted on 7/28/22 at 10:27 pm to
Just say hello. You don't need to touch them at all...
Posted by PrimetimeDaBoss
Swag City, USA
Member since Oct 2008
7144 posts
Posted on 7/28/22 at 10:28 pm to
quote:

3.) PIIHB
Posted by FahQGump
Auburn, Al
Member since Dec 2021
1299 posts
Posted on 7/28/22 at 10:29 pm to
With my di… never mind
Posted by GusAU
Member since Mar 2014
4907 posts
Posted on 7/28/22 at 10:30 pm to
Was this business setting for a group of biologists?

If not, how did you know the person you were shaking hands with was a girl/woman?
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 7/28/22 at 10:31 pm to
How do you know shes a woman?
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
64141 posts
Posted on 7/28/22 at 10:34 pm to
quote:

1.) Shake her hand firmly just like you would with a man


It’s 2022. Gotta be PC.
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