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What's the most stupid thing you have got into trouble for?
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:23 pm
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:23 pm
Back in my Marine Corps days, after finishing a night out with the boys at a strip club. (Driftwood for all you Lejeune Marines on here) I tried to sneak 2 of the guys back on base in the trunk because the car was full. Little did I know that one of the strippers got pissed at us and called the front gate to let them know. So as I pull up to the front gate I hear over the radio "Be on the lookout for a black dodge charger, with 1 possible 2 persons in the trunk" They ended up taking me to a holding cell and my 1st Sgt had to come pick me up at 3am on a Wednesday morning. He was pissed at me for him having to come get me, but was ultimatly relieved we weren't drinking and driving and everyone made it back 
This post was edited on 7/23/18 at 11:25 pm
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Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:24 pm to BreezyDawg
acting smart in school
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:28 pm to BreezyDawg
I didn’t drink in high school, but I’d DD for my friends whenever they would call me. My stepdad grounded me every time I “got caught” sneaking out to drive them home.
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:32 pm to BreezyDawg
Asking a girl if she fingered herself back in elementary school.
ETA: I should add that I also was in elementary school at the time. Wanted to eliminate that confusion.
ETA: I should add that I also was in elementary school at the time. Wanted to eliminate that confusion.
This post was edited on 7/24/18 at 7:35 am
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:33 pm to BreezyDawg
Got in school suspension because a friend and I knew a girl was deathly afraid of clowns so we put a picture of one in her locker. She freaked out and the school had to call her parents to come get her. This was high school.
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:37 pm to BreezyDawg
Stealing street signs as a 16 year old in China Texas.
This post was edited on 7/23/18 at 11:40 pm
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:38 pm to BreezyDawg
Got mad at a piece of equipment and kicked it hard enough to put a dent in it. They could only narrow it down to 4 suspects which is the only reason I didnt get fired. Bossman suspected it was me but couldnt prove it.
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:40 pm to BreezyDawg
UpVote for including driftwood. Not driftwood no more though iirc.
Posted on 7/24/18 at 12:50 am to BreezyDawg
Not wearing a belt to school. Ridiculous.
Posted on 7/24/18 at 1:01 am to BreezyDawg
Military. Dodge Charger. Checks out.
Posted on 7/24/18 at 1:27 am to BreezyDawg
I really loved this video game at the LSU student Union back in the day.. Twin cobras I think was the name.. Anyway it was so popular the coin slot was jammed with quarters.
I had a coat hanger in my backpack so I pulled it out and started shoving it into the slot and quarters started pouring out.
I was putting them in my pockets and almost had the game fixed when I noticed it was extremely quiet.
Turned around and 50 people were staring at me including an LSU cop who cuffed me, read me my rights and took me into the back of the Union.
Somehow I managed to convince them I didn't take any money and they let me go and I remember walking straight to the dairy store and buying ice cream with the money in my pockets.
I had a coat hanger in my backpack so I pulled it out and started shoving it into the slot and quarters started pouring out.
I was putting them in my pockets and almost had the game fixed when I noticed it was extremely quiet.
Turned around and 50 people were staring at me including an LSU cop who cuffed me, read me my rights and took me into the back of the Union.
Somehow I managed to convince them I didn't take any money and they let me go and I remember walking straight to the dairy store and buying ice cream with the money in my pockets.
This post was edited on 7/24/18 at 1:29 am
Posted on 7/24/18 at 2:00 am to momentoftruth87
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Not driftwood no more though iirc
When did this nonsense happen?
Posted on 7/24/18 at 2:57 am to BreezyDawg
Tonight. Plowed this amazing freak in Alex earlier out around the back of a storage building. Demanded I bring the sauce outside on the hood of the car.
I did. And hopefully there were no cameras because i destroyed.
I did. And hopefully there were no cameras because i destroyed.
Posted on 7/24/18 at 7:09 am to BreezyDawg
Shot out a window out across the creek when I was a kid. Laughed my arse off......
until the baw came over I got a hundred arse whoopins that day from my mom and dad. 
until the baw came over
I got a hundred arse whoopins that day from my mom and dad. 
Posted on 7/24/18 at 7:11 am to BreezyDawg
PIIHB without warning
Posted on 7/24/18 at 7:12 am to BreezyDawg
Drinking on the beach in Jacksonville
"I should arrest you and I will if you don't pour out all of the contraband (beer) in that cooler. If you do, I will issue you a citation and you will have to appear in court"
"I should arrest you and I will if you don't pour out all of the contraband (beer) in that cooler. If you do, I will issue you a citation and you will have to appear in court"
Posted on 7/24/18 at 7:14 am to BreezyDawg
Losing a weeks worth of recess in kindergarten because one kid at the table wouldn't stop cutting out pictures of women in lingerie from the JCPenny catalog. Bitch teacher punished the whole table.
Posted on 7/24/18 at 7:22 am to BreezyDawg
quote:
When did this nonsense happen?
A few months ago. New ownership, its called Platinum now.
Posted on 7/24/18 at 7:35 am to BreezyDawg
Back in the old AOL days, I was 12 and thought it was HIGHlarious to "punt" people off the Internet and spam chatrooms with macros. So I downloaded things like Havoc, AOHELL, and other stupid shite like that.
Well my parents didn't understand anything about the Internet back in the late 90s and thought "hackers" were some of the most vile villains with the potential to destroy the world or something.
So you can imagine what it was like when they found those programs on our desktop.
Well my parents didn't understand anything about the Internet back in the late 90s and thought "hackers" were some of the most vile villains with the potential to destroy the world or something.
So you can imagine what it was like when they found those programs on our desktop.
Posted on 7/24/18 at 7:41 am to BreezyDawg
In 7th grade, calling Shane Thomas a fricking a-hole, except the Vice Principal was standing right behind me. I got my arse paddled.
fricking a-hole.
fricking a-hole.
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