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re: What's the meanest prank you ever pulled?
Posted on 4/28/16 at 3:37 pm to soccerfüt
Posted on 4/28/16 at 3:37 pm to soccerfüt
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True story. One time we had this teacher in high school. He was middle-aged and still lived with his mom. He was a math teacher. He didn't coach any sports but he helped with the Quiz Bowl team. Sometimes he had lunch room duty. He was balding but no one could ever talk about his hair. So he was teaching a class, I wasn't in the class but a girl told me afterwards that was in the class. It was Fundamentals of Math, like really simple stuff like how to balance a checkbook and how to file the basic Tax Return. So there's mostly jocks in this class and this girl. And the teacher is trying to teach them about percentages like when a store says "Lost Our Lease- 50% OFF All Remaining Stock!" but they really just marked up the regular price like twice as much as it should be and they really didn't lose their lease, they knew right where it was. They might not want to pay it but they knew exactly where it was. So the kids are learning this stuff and the teacher said "I've got half a mind to quit teaching." And this girl was like up in his face because her grandpa had been in an accident and he had like half a mind left, I think it was a train hitting a car accident which the train almost always wins in. So she sees me afterwards because I was trying to get her to come over to my house after school and I'd been talking to her in public and she was all happy about that but I really just wanted to Whitesnake her and then leave her mainly because she was always talking about her family, that's how everyone knew about her half-wit grandpa. So I told her that the teacher probably didn't mean anything by that comment but I really felt like he actually did.
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Posted on 4/28/16 at 3:53 pm to soccerfüt
did I just read
Posted on 4/28/16 at 3:53 pm to Hogwarts
tl/dr: I made all that shite up.
I was riding in the back seat of a courtesy car.
I was riding in the back seat of a courtesy car.
Posted on 4/28/16 at 3:55 pm to soccerfüt
You'd do great in Congress
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:24 pm to theunknownknight
Put a live 4 foot alligator in my brother's bath tub.
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:28 pm to theunknownknight
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This post was edited on 5/23/16 at 10:23 am
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:28 pm to Lacour
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:35 pm to hg
wiped my arse w/ the inside of my little brother's pillow case
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:44 pm to theunknownknight
In high school I pretended I was my good friend and called a girl from our school and asked her to prom. She fell for it hook, line, and sinker. I thought it was hilarious at the time but now realize how fricked up it was. I think about it to this day and hope the girl is living a happy life
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:46 pm to theunknownknight
Told my friend that the cops came and found his weed and had his kids in custody. If they couldn't find a relative soon they would take the kids to the station. I sat back and watched him run home. He was pissed. 
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:47 pm to theunknownknight
Freshman year at LSU, I had amassed about 7 or 8 parking tickets for various reasons, and had not done anything about them. As a joke, I went over and put all 7 or eight of them on the car of the girl I was seeing at the time, who just so happened to have the same car as me, except for the color (mine was white, hers was gold). I walk away thinking she will figure it out quickly, and that it would be kind of lame. Oddly, I dont here from her for a couple of days. fast forward three or four days, and I call her walking home from class asking what is she up to. "I'M AT THE frickING PARKING OFFICE TRYING TO GET THESE frickING TICKETS TAKEN OFF OF MY frickING FEE BILL, AND THESE frickING PEOPLE CANT EVEN FIND THE frickING TICKETS IN THEIR COMPUTER! MY DAD'S ON THE PHONE WITH THEM THREATENING TO GET A LAWYER AND EVERYTHING!!!" At this point I can barely breath Im laughing so hard, and told her to come over when she gets finished. I slowly break it to her that they are my tickets that I put on her car, she semi flips, but thinks it pretty funny as well. Her parents didn't think it was quite as funny, but they got over it.
Posted on 4/28/16 at 6:01 pm to the4thgen
Freshman year of juco ball in bumfrick Texas I put a small live armadillo in my neighboring teammates room because he upper decked my toilet. Thing pissed and shite all over his place. Couldn't get the smell out for weeks
Posted on 4/28/16 at 6:02 pm to PotatoSack
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wiped my arse w/ the inside of my little brother's pillow case
sounds like he done something pretty shittee, like Super Saint and Paige did...
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